“You’ve reached the Fairy Godmother Hotline, how may I help you?”
“Yes, my name is Julie and I heard you guys grant wishes!”
“Yes we do Julie. Not many people know of us, but I’m glad to explain our simple rules.”
“There are rules?”
“Why yes, there are. To summarize them, you get one wish every 30 days. If the wish is major, its 365. You can use this wish for anything, but you have to be specific. If you aren’t specific about the wish, then it won’t be exactly how you want it. There is a return policy where we undo the wish.”
“That’s not that many rules!”
“Exactly. So how may Fairy Godmother help today?”
“Well obviously I’m calling to make a wish. I don’t usually believe in this stuff, so you know I’m desperate for this.”
“Yes I can tell you hold a bit of negative energy within you. Now what made you want to wish?”
“Being an adult has been too much for me these days. I just want to take a big break from being an adult. So that is why I called.”
“I understand. We’ve had hundreds of people who enjoy being sent back to enjoy their childhood again. So how do you want to make this work?”
“I was thinking that I am fully taken care of during the vacation. Everything of mine that is related to clothes and furniture become fit for my new age. If it isn’t too much, I’d also appreciate for a caretaker to be available for me.”
“And how long do you wish to be a child again?”
“A whole year. Just enough for me to mentally recharge.”
“So what will happen is that you will spend a whole year as the age you’ve chosen. Depending on that age, you will gain a caregiver who spends the recommended time for that age. If you’ve chosen an age where a caregiver is only necessary for things like baths and food. All current clothes and furniture will be replaced by ones fit for your age. This includes beds, bath tubs, kitchens, and even anything used for entertainment like a tv or video game consoles. Does that sound good?”
“That’s sounds amazing!” Thank you!”
“Alright Julie, what age do you wish to regress to?”