John got home carrying a 6 pack of beer he spend the money on. He place some of them in the fridge.
John opens one and drinks. He goes, into the living room, and turns on the tv and chugs the beer.
"What a steal. All that money we got from that old women. Turn us into animals what a mooooo."
John was stun. He just suddenly moo. "What the fuck? Did I really moo?" He then felt something below his pants.
John pulls down his pants and his manhood was now a udder. He now had a udder.
"Where did this udder come from? What's happing to me?" John heads to the bathroom and looks in the mirror.
He sees he had bovine ears and fur was growing on his body. John was starting to panic.
"No way this is happing to me. No way am I turning into a cow."