“Ok Mark,” Luke started, opening a drawer that their dad used to store some repair supplies. “So if you really want to be conjoined without the suit, this is the way to do it.” He would then pull out a tube that read “Eterna-Bond” on the side. Mark looked curiously, squirming as he tried to get out of the shirt. Dang it was so tight. He eventually managed to slip out, getting a better look at the tube.
“Is that glue?” Luke nodded, showing him.
“Not just any glue. This stuff’s crazy strong. Like... me and Dad don’t know how it’s as strong as it is strong. We use this though, and we’d definitely be stuck with each other for a long, long time.” Mark seemed to smile, looking at the tube. So this stuff could really make them conjoined? Mark read the label.
“ETENA-BOND. BONDS ANY TO ITEMS TOGETHER FOREVER, GUARANTEED!
WARNING! ADHESIVE BONDS ON THE MOLECULAR LEVEL. SKIN CONTACT NOT RECOMMENDED.”
“Well... that seems more fake than real.”
“You want to be attached.”
“So do you.”
“Ok? Good point man. So, you just want to go two headed or something else?”