It was summer vacation, and you were just sitting at home doing nothing. Suddenly, you notice that you were getting a call from one of your college friends, Zeke. Once you pick up the phone, you put it up to your head. "Hey dude, how's your summer coming along?" Zeke asks. "Boring," you answer. "I haven't found a job in days."
"Well you're in luck," Zeke explains. "There's this farmer, and he'd love to have us work for his farm." "How do I know this isn't going to be a trap?" you ask. "It's just a bunch of harmless animals," Zeke answers. "What's the worse that can happen?" "Fine, but I only trust you, because your sister is my girlfriend," you explain. "Don't ask for my help, if she bothers transforming you," Zeke says. "Fine then, I'm sure she'll probably turn you younger, and make you female as well," you comment, and hang up.
The next day, you arrive to meet up with Zeke who was talking with the farmer. An old man with a long white beard, blue overalls, a green checkered shirt, and a straw hat, carrying a rake. "Sorry I'm late, Zeke," you say. "It's hard to get around, when you don't have a car." "Not a problem," Zeke tells you. "Say hello to my new friend, and boss," Zeke explains. "Farmer, Maurlon." "Yes, you must be (Your Name)," the farmer says. "Well, at least the job will be worth it," you comment. "Oh it will be, but it's not your normal everyday farm, follow me." The farmer leads you into the farm, and you follow him with Zeke next to you.
"As you can see this is actually a farm for mythical creatures," the farmer explains. "Cow Centaurs, Horse Centaurs, Harpy Chickens, Pig Orcs, Goat Satyrs, Sheep Satyrs, Cat human Hybrids, Dog human Hybrids, you name it. We'll even change your gender to make it more special. Just write your names, and put down where you both want to work at." The Farmer pulled out a clipboard, and a pen for both you, and Zeke. As you both sign, you both choose a place to work at.