Sunday, 10:30 pm
Colin gargled and spat into the sink as Jamie and Alya pouted at him.
“Do you, like, have to go?” The cheerleader asked.
“Come on babe, let’s just have a night in....” the jewelry clad booty queen begged.
“Ronnie wants it to be just the two of us.” Colin said as he adjusted his polo collar. “We’ll be back before you even miss me.”
The doorbell rang right then.
“Hello there, Ronnie!” Colin smiles, “Are you ready for.... tonight?”
The curvy Latina was absolutely stunning, her hair styled into delicate curls that perfectly framed her face. Her assets were caressed in a silky red dress with a huge thigh slit.
“This answer your question?” Ronnie asked as she placed his hand over her breast and pulled him into a kiss.
“Yeah...” Colin smiled.
‘Pascal’s, here I come.’ Colin thought as his beautiful date clung to him.
“Bring me back some garlic knots!” Lucy called.
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Colin took a sip of champagne as Ronnie took a bite of chicken parmigiana. She set the empty plate atop the four she’d cleaned before it. Colin himself was on his seventh helping of chicken Alfredo. The flavors swapped between them as the kisses deeply.
‘Those two sure can put it away.’ The waitress thought as she approached, asking “Another round for the endless Italiano you two?”
“Sure!” The couple said in sync, laughing immediately and pulling in for another kiss.
“I need to go to the bathroom.” Ronnie said.
“Wow, me too!” Colin randomly said, patting away some sweat with s napkin.
“Are you okay, babe?” Ronnie asked with concern just as sudden.
“Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah...” Colin said as he headed for the bathroom.
He entered a stall and moaned as the surges came back. He’d been holding it in all day because Ronnie wanted to be the only girl he slept with the night of their first official date. The surges were definitely stronger; just that morning he’d turned the postman into a flirty mail woman, a neighbor with a noise complaint into a horny milf, and another snooty woman at Bargain Co into a free spirited party girl that made Wendy look like Lucy.
“Just one more plate, then we take desert to the hotel... you can do this Greys.” Colin sighed.
He got out and could tell it was getting strong again; all the women in the restaurant turned their attention to the gamer as he slipped into his seat and began playing Genshin Impact on his phone. The searing heat in his hands would surely distract him from his steaming hot groin.
The waitress set the next plates down and looked over her shoulders.
“Hey hottie, wanna get some coffee tomorrow... on me?” She blushed as she reached for his dick.
“Actually, IIIIIIIII... spilled my water!” Colin said as he discretely dumped it on his pants.
“Ohhhh...” the waitress winked, “Lemme help you with that.”
She grabbed a napkin and pretended to dry him off while stroking his dick under the table.
‘Ohshitohshitohshit!!!’ Colin mentally panicked as Ronnie left the bathroom.
“If my kid doesn’t have his cake in five minutes, I’m calling the manager!” A woman yelled, sending the waitress away.
“*Phew*... that was a close one.” Colin sighed.
“What was?” Ronnie asked.
“Oh, I just barely survived a fall annnd I just fell into the sea and drowned.” Colin said as he looked back at his phone.
Ronnie giggles and takes the phone, “Let’s get back to where we were....”
The pair passionately kissed as jealous stares honed in on them. Suddenly Ronnie was splashed with a pitcher of water.
“Oh sorry, I was trying to refill his glass.” The waitress feigned.
“Okay, mood’s dead, I’m getting the manager.” Colin sighed, “Give us the check.”
The waitress sighed in defeat and reached out with the check pad, locking hands with him as he went for the pen.
A pink flash gleamed through the room, everyone... oblivious to it?
Colin turned to find his face embedded in a heaving set of DDs. The waitress now had Sam’s build, overpowering him and forcing him into lip locking.
“Get the fuck off my boyfriend!” Ronnie yelled as she slugged the woman in the face.
The amazon waitress landed right in a truckers’ plate of appetizers as everyone stared. Colin has overlooked one detail about Ronnie when he brought her into his harem: anger issues.
She slammed the waitress into the radio throwing a plate at her as “Ballroom Blitz” blared over the speakers. The curvy Latina swept her legs and began beating the waitress with a chair. She smashed it in half and kept on beating the blonde with the halves of the chair. She was stomping on the waitress’ groin when security finally got to her.
The couple got thrown out as the manager yelled “NEVER COME BACK HERE!”
The pair sadly walked away.
“Sorry I fucked up our date.” Ronnie sighed, “I wanted this to be our special night and some slut had to get her hooks in you.”
Colin kisses her forehead “it’s not your fault...”
She curled up in his arms and pressed her head against his chest.
“Colin?” A voice asked.
“Back the fuck away from my man!” Ronnie yelled, raring to fight.
Colin reactively grabbed her, pleading “Ronnie wait, it’s....”
Then he realized who it was: