Colin just squirms and writhes while Donnelly tries to kiss him. He managed to keep her tongue out as Marinette approached from behind.
“Get your claws away from him jou bitch!” The French woman yelled as she swept her leg.
“He’s mine, Frenchy!” The dork lisped sort of threateningly “Or do yoush think he wantsh those tiny little boobs of yours.”
Marinette responded by grabbing her by the breasts and slamming her into the floor before stomping her repeatedly.
‘Is every girlfriend I have this badass?’ Colin thought to himself as Hartman started yelling until he turned red in the face.
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Colin just stared at himself, unable to believe that it had already happened again. The genie’s voice echoed through his mind: “The longer you wait, the more intense these surges will become.... become... become...”
“I can’t just add girls to my harem all Willy Nilly....” Colin said to himself.
“Sure does feel like you have been.” Sam commented. “Marinette told me what happened.”
Colin sighed, “I am so sorry, weird things have been going on lately....”
He sat on the toilet as Samantha nuzzled his neck.
“I’ve never had this many women interested in me before.” Colin said, “And I don’t know how to handle all the extra attention....”
The blonde amazon kissed him and replied “Whatever you decide, I support you one-hundred percent.”
“This is all sweet ‘n shit, but y’all need to go ‘cause I gotta take a dump.” Alya said from the doorway.
“And I need to clean my teeth.” Angela added as she walked in wearing a nice set of sleek pajamas.
Colin flopped onto his bed as Sam curled up next to him stroking his face.
“You know.... We could go out to my aunt’s cabin in Oregon if you need a break... just the two of us?” Sam asked.
“That would be nice....” Colin smiled.
“Ooooh, ooooh me me me!” Jamie bounced as her see-through nightie fluttered with her movements.
They sighed.
“Yes Jamie?” Colin asked.
“I can like, set you up with some of my friends so they can, like, be my harem sister besties too!” The ditzy cheerleader chirped.
Colin and Sam gave her the face of “are you serious?”
“Just an idea...” she pouted.
“Why not go get some lessons from Prissy Pants’ Tkiaondo instructor?” Lucy asked with a mouthful of popcorn, her hair hanging freely as she stood in the entrance to his bedroom.
“Is that my old shirt?” Colin asked.
“Doesn’t fit you anymore... and it smells like you.” Lucy blushed.
“Why’s everybody in their PJs anyway?” Colin asked.
“Oh yeah, Sleepover!!!!” Jamie cheered as she and the others went back to their movie.
Colin was about to get up when Angela laid down and fell asleep in his arms. He sighed and shut his eyes, the scent of soothing lavender in his nostrils as the platinum blonde businesswoman listened to his heartbeat....
The next day, Colin approached one of his girls and said, “You were right.”