EEP!
Your clothes all vanish. You shrink down until you're eye to eye with Private Pillowtime. Your insides become a mass of fluff but you can still think and move. Your eyes became plastic but you can still see with them just fine. You lose any naughty bits even as your body becomes a sack made out of cloth. Your face pushes and hardened into a yellow plastic beak. Your head smooths over as your body becomes covered in blue felt fur, as your belly becomes white. Your feet become yellow plush, plastic claws. A felt cloth triangle in the shape of tail feathers forms next. Next your arms shape into wings, but your 'feather tips' are still articulate enough to handle things you instinctively know.
"I'm a plushie bluebird!" You declare in a higher pitched voice.
"Well, with a name like Skylar, what were you expecting?" Private Pillowtime responded.He gave you that free hug as promised, you have him one in return. "Another cookie?"
"SURE!" You enjoy the tasty cookie. "I guess I'm one of you guys now." You feel... so calm about it. So peaceful. So right.
"YEP!"
"So that means I've been conquered and now part of the Spacey Wacey Principality of Assi-sim-ilated Specie-Wecies?"
"THAT TOO!"
"Am I now part of the Fast-and-Fluffy Force?"
"Oh only if you want to. We have billions of troops as part of the invasion force of your planet. We've been doing this for a while. Prince Commander Gold-Star Huggles and Princess Commander Silver-Star Snuggles will be your unquestioned rulers once you've been completely conquered."
"Okay," you nodded. You looked at your wings. "Soooo... can I fly?"
"LIKE DUH!" Private Pillowtime laughed. "What's the point of being turned into an alien plushie blue bird if you can't fly!"
"WOO-HOOO!" You took into the air of the living room and flew about in circles for several minutes before landing. "I have a question though."
"Yeah?"
"How you all look like animals from Earth and are super cute?"
"Oh that's easy! I thought you were gonna asks something tough like what's in the cookies!
We seeded earth with creatures and altered your environment so that they would evolve into animals that would resemble US millions of years ago! And our mass telepathic message across the cosmos causes the most intelligent life-form to adopt our definition of cute. You were always a colony of ours, we're just now bringing you into the fold."
"Oh, of course, it's so obvious," you nodded like a good transformed and brainwashed former human plushie. "Can we assi-sim-ilated my parents next? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
"...I dunno. Only you were on my list to bring back to the space ship..."
"PLEEEEEAAAAASE?"