As you walked down the aisle nothing much caught your eye until you saw something glisten towards the end. You went straight to it and it was a small sword, attached to sword was a tag with a description and price. It was two hundred dollars and it was called the magic sword, the description read:
The Magic Sword
Safely remove any part of your body using this sword. The magic properties enable the user to cut their own body or others without harm or any adverse affect. The magic also allows for the rearrangement and reattachment of body parts at the users discretion when separated, body parts are still living and suffer no visible injury; cut areas covered by normal skin. Body parts can be kept and stored for any duration.
On the bottom of the tag it read, ask the owner of the store for a special offer.
You read all this and got very excited, maybe you could change some of your features to be different or experience something new and you had two hundred dollars to spare also.
You walked over to the cashiers desk sword in hand and asked if you could buy the sword.
You presumed the guy standing there was the owner and proceeded to get your wallet out of your pocket, the cashier saw your money and left to get something out of a cupboard. He hauled it out and it looked like large black sack with what looked like a body inside. it was definitely large enough to be a body in there.
He took your money and handed you the heavy black sack. He nodded and you walked out black sack draped over your shoulder with sword safely in hand.
You got into your car that was parked outside, put the sack and sword onto the passenger seat and sped off in the direction of home.