Our tale begins with an 8 year old boy we will call him Dax. Dax is not like every 8 year old boy one thing is he's not a total dipshit. He is a genus in fact he is an evil genius. Max is a gifted home schooled prodigy. Dax lives with his single mother. His father left him at a young age. He also has 25 year old cousin that goes to university in the local area that occasionally crashes at the house. In his tree house lair he builds many evil devices. Usually they are not evil more of an annoyance for example a ray gun that forces people to fart non-stop for 24 hours, a low scale freeze blaster, a device that unsharpens pencils. Nothing too evil just really annoying. Dax's family is none the wiser and just assume Dax is fucking around in his tree house. Today Dax wanted to do something evil and not annoying but evil something messed up. He spent the next three hours trying to come up with a device until something just clicked in his little head. After a lunch break from Mom Dax went back to work on his device. He worked for hours on end nearing 8 O'clock his Mom called to him.
"Dax get down from there you need to go to bed"
"Mother can I please have 10 more minutes?"
"No Max I need you to come down now!"
"Please mother I need more time"
"I am giving you till the count of 10 young man"
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