You find your breathing getting shallower as Bruno's hand relentlessly press down on you. You're sure this cannot be happening, but Bruno starting with your toes has begun rolling you up like a toothpaste tube. Air rushes out of you, and you're reduced to some sort of rubbery cylindar. The door opens, and from your location in Bruno's right hand, you can see your girlfriend Tina enter. She goes straight up to Bruno and standing on tiptoes kisses him. She is carrying an empty cardboard mailing box.
"Is that him?" she asks Bruno.
Bruno nods, and unfurls you with some swift action, "VOILA!" he shouts.
You're naked, flattened and immobile like some sort of freaky pool toy.
"Ooooh, he's perfect!"
Tina did this to you? Why?
"Bruno, you wouldn't believe how hard I've tried to get rid of this guy. He just wouldn't take a hint. I really want to thank you so much, I know by brother and his frat brothers will really enjoy their new inflatable doll," she says as she expertly folds you up and puts you into the mailer box. She peels off the adhesive tape and seals the end.