You were sure your dick had never been this big and hard before in your entire life. A stiff breeze might make it explode, literally. If you were ever going to be ready for this kind of contest, it was now. You turned around, ready to show that redhead what you've got.
"Nice cock, but I think I edge you out," the redhead said, "but let's measure up and make sure."
She stepped up and pulled you by your dick to her pubic bone, lining them up. They were so close to identical, with yours maybe slightly thicker, there was no way this method was going to work.
"Sheesh, maybe not," the redhead told you. A moment of worry crossed her face before she lit up as an idea came to her. "There's only one way to get an answer, we're going to have to call in a judge."
"There are dick measuring judges?" you ask her.
"Of course there are," she says with a smile. "You'd be surprised, a lot of disputes are settled that way around here. I've won a couple arguments with this baby, myself." She shook her penis to emphasize her words.
While you waited for the judge to arrive, you started to worry about your boner going down to half-mast. You tried to keep yourself hard by thinking about fucking the redhead's big, round ass, but a little anxiety creeped in when the stakes crossed your mind. In reality it had only taken a couple minutes for the redhead to grab a judge, however, a couple minutes was an eternity when you knew your dick was on the line. This might be the last hard on you ever have. And somehow ... There was something hot about that, too. Thinking about that girl using your cock to fuck while you have absolutely nothing, losing the ultimate symbol of masculinity to a woman, really appealed to some submissive or masochistic part of you. It should be scary, but you almost didn't give a fuck whether or not you won the contest. You were on the edge of a hands-free orgasm.
"I'm back," the redhead announced, accompanied by a short, middle-aged woman. Of course, there was no way of knowing how much of this was her original appearance, but being as small as she was, you suspected that she had given up some height, if nothing else. Really, she was just about the perfect height for examining dicks.
The small woman held up a strange device that you correctly assumed must be used to measure dicks. "Well, which one of you will be going first?"
The redhead stepped forward and presented her dick. The small woman placed the device above the redhead's dick and pressed a button. A blue light flashed through her penis and then the device beeped. As the small woman read the results, she asked, "And we're just judging length, correct?" After the redhead nodded, the small woman said, "6.273 inches."
When it was your turn, the thought of losing your dick popped into your head again. Thinking about it, you were about ready to pop. And then, the instant the small woman's hand touched your dick, you did. Your first eruption whipped across her face, marking her from her chin to her forehead. Her mouth opened in shock and your second shot found its way inside. You shot a few more ropes on her face and chest.
"That's too bad," the woman said and grabbed your dick again. She placed the device on your shaft and your dick lit up with the blue light. "4.836 inches. It seems your friend wins." She wiped some of your cum off of her face with a single finger and then placed the finger in her mouth. "Tasty," she said as she walked away.
Your mind foggy from the most intense orgasm you've ever had, it took a moment for you to realize exactly what had just happened. The redhead was smiling like she won the lottery.