Roaming the crowd, she somehow made her way over to the host of this meet and greet, the weasel. He had a filthy t-shirt on with a bright red tie on, sweatpants with various stains on them, and a face that spoke louder than he smelled that he had too much to drink. In as coherent of speech as he could pull off, he tried talking to Marina. “Are you enjoying yourself, my little skunk flower?” Helping him sit up straight, Marina decided to humor him, he may not remember any of this when he got sober, “having a good time Phil, you run a good party.” Marina really hammed it up so that she could sound as genuine as she could. They had a history, she’d seen him get party drunk before and do stupid stuff, he’s seen her naked in her apartment. Two time bombs waiting for a trigger.
It was close to the end of the party when things really got stupid. Phil woke up from getting settled down and stumbled over to the mic setup he had earlier. After very obnoxiously testing it, Phil cleared his throat into the mic and said this, “A little birdie told me that Marina is a champion ass blaster. Well, I say that I, Big P da Ass Masta, can blow this skunk away with mah sick ass-beats.” Marina could not begin to believe what was happening, a drunk weasel was actually challenging her for the very thing she was known for, being a skunk and blasting serious ass. She didn’t know whether to knock Phil unconscious or to actually take him up on his offer. With the crowd starting to surround her, she was left with no choice but to respond to his challenge. “You’re drunk Phil, you can’t outstink a skunk, and this skunk is loaded with casserole, beans, and beer,” she said while firing a deep but short warning shot, knocking a few furries behind her unconscious. Phil responded by shaking his swollen beer gut around a little and giving the loudest, foulest smelling belch that anyone had ever witnessed. Marina realized that this was no ordinary challenge. In Phil’s drunken stupor, he initiated a long time traditional battle between slobbish anthros and other disgusting creatures, a “Stink-Off” known for clearing crowds, polluting lands, and giving serious bragging rights to any of the winners. Marina decided that she was gonna have to up the ante as Phil brought in something actually serious. Anyone still around we’re about to regret their choice of staying...