Jonathan went to the aisle for 2 year olds. There were many products he could buy, but he wasn’t sure what to get. All he knew what that it had to be easy to use with a short time of change.
“Ma’am” he called for the worker.
She walked up to him, “yes, do you have a question?”
“Yes, I’m wondering what the time is for the stuff. Like which is the longest and which is the shortest?”
“Oh it’s simple. It all depends on how long it stays in you or on you.” She grabbed some lotion and a bottle of pills. “The lotion here lasts up to 12 hours, or until you wash it off thoroughly in the shower. You can reapply it after baths or showers to keep it going if you’d like to sleep like a baby.”
She put the lotion down and gave Jonathan the pill bottles, “These pills can last up to 48 hours, or even longer. Most people claim they’ve gone 3 days, so that’s possibly how long you’d have.”
“And how do I take these pills? I don’t have to put them up my, you know...”
“Oh no, that’s not how it works. You can swallow the pill, crush it, or even let it dissolve in the water. The same time frame applies, but some say it lasts longer if you just swallow it.”
“Oh ok. But what would you recommend?” Jonathan asked.
“I’m guessing you have other residents in your home?”
“Yea, my family is returning from vacation in a few days. What would you recommend?”
“Well the baby formula is up to a month, unless you only drink that 24/7. That would result in a longer baby period and many soaked diapers. The rash cream could be explained, but it has the words diaper and a picture of a baby on it. Pills are easy to hide, but there are too many. Unless you wish to explain to your family why there is a toddler in the house.”
“Yea, but that would probably be a better gift to my mom and dad than anything.”
“Well the only things I could recommend is the lotion or showering products. I’d recommend that you take off the labels and write down their transformation times somewhere. The same can be done to the rash cream, but that would be out in the open if you’ve never had rash cream before.”
“Yea, last time I had a rash is when I was 8. They’ll probably know what caused my babyification.”
“So which will it be? Lotion or showering products?”