Oliver was...confused. He was expecting his new comic in the mail, not this...thing. A “Chronivac v.4.0”, whatever that meant. He had put the package onto his bed, and it still sat there while he looked dumbfounded, a face he rarely wore. Inside there was a CD with the same words on the side of the box written on it in what appeared to be marker. A small gizmo with a small screen and 11 buttons, and a USB adapter which seemed to go with the small gizmo.
After a few minutes of just sitting in his chair at his desk, Oliver stood up and grabbed the CD, bringing it over to the desk, and putting it into his computer. Moments later, something began to install onto it. The word “Chronivac” showed up again…
“What is this?”
It seemed to be taking a while, so Oliver did what he loved to do: research. A few google searches later, he discovered...barely anything. A company calling themselves “TransDem Labs” popped up, but their website seemed to be non-functional. He turned his attention back to the installation and saw it was done.
Opening it, a window popped up asking for permission to use his computer’s camera. After clicking yes, a little buzzing noise emanated from the speakers before it stopped and the camera turned off. The screen was flooded with information. He focused on the one under the “GENERAL” section.
NAME: Oliver Wiles
AGE: 15
WEIGHT: 119.4 lb
HEIGHT: 5’6”
SPECIES: Human
HAIR COLOR: Ginger
How the heck did it know all this? It had to have been the camera...he couldn’t help but be impressed. He looked over “PERSONALITY”.
STEREOTYPE: Nerd (72%)
IQ: 136
LIKED: Comics, Math, Learning
DISLIKES: Being bullied, Dirt, Parties
TRAITS: Introverted, Quiet, Smart
SEXUALITY: Homosexual (Closeted)
Yeah, that all checked out, except for sexuality. Oliver was straight...he was also confused by the percentage by the stereotype. He felt a little creeped out that it somehow knew what he loved and hated. He went to the next category, “BODY”.
BUILD: Skinny
MUSCLES: 31%
BODY HAIR: None
PENIS SIZE (flaccid): 3.4 inches
PENIS SIZE (erect): 4.1 inches
PENIS WIDTH: 1 inch
BUTT SIZE: Average
Oliver blushed. He even went to cover his crotch even though he wasn’t naked or anything. As he did, he bumped the mouse and found a button that simply said “EDIT MODE”. He nervously clicked on it, and suddenly all the information had sliders and text boxes beneath them. He selected hair color and typed in “Blonde”, and then pressed the “CONFIRM” button.
As soon as he did, he felt a tingle in his scalp and got up to check the mirror on his wall. Sure enough, he had blonde hair on his head.
He was speechless. He sat back down and changed his hair color back. By pure chance he was handed so much...power. What to do with it?