Alice picked up the dice, giving nervous sidelong glances at her friend's predicament. She had much bigger boobies, it'd be humiliating have to sit topless, with Chris rock hard over her. She tossed the dice, coming up an 8, watching the piece move around to a blue... Mind Warp?
She took a blue card.
"Life can always be more exotic, less boring, dull and staid,
From now on you'll be Alyssa, foreign French maid!"
Alice wrinkled up her nose and put down the card. Suddenly, she coughed, and felt a little... strange. "What is hap-" she said in a strong French accent, before clapping her hand over her mouth. "Zut alors!"
Jan rolled her eyes. "Great. So she's French and Alyssa. Not quite as bad as being naked," she said, snidely. Amy leaned over, sympathetically rubbing Alyssa's shoulders.
"Don't be such a bitch, we're not arguing who has it worse off," she said, picking up the dice.
Alyssa glared at Jan. "Oui, don't be such a total beetch!" she said, in her thick accent.