The mystery man slowly formed from the dust particles he formed from after dispersing in the McDaniel family vacation. He woke up naked in an alley outside the flea market at the beginning of our tale. He was excited to get into some trouble with the remote and he was going to use it and make himself a woman but it seems the remote did not want to work. He looked at the manual and figured out that he needed some batteries for the remote. Seeing a man come by he was going to rob him and steal his clothes and money. He ran at the man coming down the alley.
"Hey get the fuck off me you pervert!"
"I just need your clothes and money"
"Fuck off"
The two men were fighting and it was getting bloody really quick. Both had bruises across their faces and bodies. The victim's eyes were scratched and his nose was broken
"Fucking die"
"Help me!!!"
Then a police officer on patrol a naked probably homeless man fighting a well dressed man
"Fucking scum" the police officer thought
Quickly going to the fight and breaking it up
The mystery man picked up the remote and because it was night the officer thought it was gun.
The officer shot the mystery man 8 times and his head was swiss cheese. The mystery man is now dead forever.
Under the cover of the night sky the assault victim and the police officer did not notice the remote and manual were turning into dust going to respawn somewhere else in the universe without the worry of their least favorite owner the mystery man using it anymore.