You look through the collection of varied clothing. The initial rack of skintight suits weren't exactly up to your liking as you'd really prefer something that was a bit more modest, didn't have that impractically oversized zipper and preferably didn't have such high heels. The colours were diverse enough, although they looked quite bland with that sole colour. The rack behind that rack though had some interesting stuff, Stuff which you thought would probably fit but as you inspected them and pondered which suit to take, you were thrown off balance when the ship quite noticeably jerked and shook quite suddenly.
With a surprised yelp you stumbled backwards from the rack of skin-tight suits, you barely kept yourself standing, then a second, sudden jerk shook the ship causing you to fall backwards, your butt colliding with the metallic floor shooting pain through your spine as you cursed in frustration at how frail you had become. The wardrobe door opening caught you off guard as well as a sudden swish resonated and a lizard with a not-so-happy expression plastered on her reptillian face. Confused, you don't cover yourself as the lizard briskly walks to you and yanks you up from the floor, elliciting a tiny yelp as you stumble forwards before being pulled out of the wardrobe by the lizard.
''Whats going on?'' you ask, confused at why you were so abruptly taken from the wardrobe before having picked a suit. The lizard was busy growling words you had never before heard. Although a few seconds later the lizard slowed down, backing up into a pace which you could follow without difficulty.
''We've been ordered to halt by an incoming destroyer, that jolt was the warpdrive being forcibly halted by an interdict field set up by said destroyer, that second jerk was the destroyer firing a warning shot. A damn close one at that.'' The lizard said irritated. ''No doubt going to board the ship.''
''I-is that bad?'' You ask, expecting a yes guessing from the way she was acting.
''Under normal circumstances, just frustratingly irritating. But with a HUMAN aboard it becomes bad AND frustratingly irritating, and for you, just bad.'' She fumed, walking down the corridors with you in tow.
''What? Me? Why?'' You asked confused, a thought popped up in your mind. 'Are these guys racists or something?'
''Well, their captain, and most of the crew are members of a species whom long story short bear the reason to which your homeworld has endured two extinction events, the most recent one dwarfed by the first which resulted in over half the planets surface being glassed. The only reason it bore life once again is because of plain-old extraterrestrial intervention. The only reason humanity hasn't been nuked by another asteroid is because said species has long since lost their hold over the section of space inside of which your little 'Earth' resides.
Luckily they won't kill you dont worry, but i'd very much rather not have to deal with their slight xenophobia and the possible event in which you might very much not enjoy yourself.'' The lizard explained, putting slightly more emphasis on the last part. You were slightly unsure of what to really say to respond to that slight fact-bomb.
''What do you mean about me not enjoying myself?'' You asked, unsure of what she meant. She seemed to pause.
''Ever found it wierd how there almost seems to be some kind of very rough universality to the shape and size, of dicks.'' She sighed with a tint of grumpiness, letting you quickly make a face of realization as you reached the lizards intended destination. the pristine doors opened, revealing a large room partly filled with pristinely white boxes or cases of roughly differing sizes, the lizard letting go of your hand and walking over to a slightly isolated box.
''Should I hide then?'' You asked, not exactly in the mood to test your womanhood.
''No, they've scanned the ship, they know were two aboard the ship and I'd rather not have them tear apart my ship while searching for you. The only choice i have if I want to get them off my ship as fast as possible is to hide you in plain sight.'' She answered. opening the lid the Lizard seemingly began looking for something in the box. You heard her mutter ''Where are they?'' multiple times as you approached.
''What do you mean?'' You ask.
''The scan wasn't detailed enough to even suggest what kind of species you are. So long as you're not human, or well, atleast not on the outside. It'll be fine.'' She answered as she continued to rummage before giving up and going to one of the other boxes and opened it. ''Ah, here it is.''
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