Your name is James Henderson and you are a single, childless 42 year old man. You are recently divorced from your asshole ex-husband John. He cheated on you with some cheap hooker Madison. After a nasty divorce where he took half of your money, you went crazy and lost your shit at work. You are an English professor and mutli-millionaire novelist. You are lucky that the university that employs you has you on tenure and that you only got mad and yelled at people. They told you to take a paid sabbatical so you can calm down during your divorce. So you decide to stay at home and have a staycation. You recently moved to your new home in Los Angeles, California and have yet to unpack a good number of your boxes. Seeing as you have some free time you do this. As you're unpacking something you see an old looking item. It is a retro gaming console probably from the 1980's. However, it doesn't look like a brand name console that came out during the time. It had Thai writing on it and the controller was this odd looking half controller/ half keyboard. The controller portion had a joystick on the right hand side and buttons on the left hand side. The keyboard was a smaller copy of 1980's computer keyboard. There was also a giant floppy disk reader in the console. On top of that it came with a special monitor/tv that had the same writing engraved on it.
You noticed that a game was already in the floppy drive slot. You took it out and the title was in English "The Age of xeon-12-x-12-x-Omega-V". You looked this game up and couldn't find anything about it. You wondered if you should hook this system up and play the game.
"It could fry my house’s power or I could have fun. Why not fuck it!”
You hooked up the system and you see an intro screen telling you to press the z button.