Greg and Jacob looked in Jacob’s hand, seeing the 25 cents landing on its side that everyone labeled heads. Jacob let out a sigh of relief as this meant he would not have to be diapered. Greg was a little disappointed about missing out on wearing diapers again.
"Sure you won't be wearing diapers, but look on the bright side Greg," Jacob stated, "At least you can go back to wetting the bed again!"
"Only until I was 8! It took you until middle school to finally stop!" Greg replied.
Jacob searched all of the aisles that were labelled between the ages of five and ten, unsure about what age to be.
"Just pick one already! You're gonna be wetting the bed again anyway!" Greg requested.
"Well, it depends on how far back we should go. Since you like to tease me about wetting the bed right now, maybe I should make us young enough so that you have that problem too," Jacob said while pointing at the aisles for five, six, and seven year olds.
"Tempted as I am to start wetting the bed and having to wear GoodNites again, it'll be more fun to see only you do it," Greg replied while pointing at the aisles for eight and nine year olds, "And if we pick nine, we'd be the same age as the Wilkins twins next door to my place."
"Now that I think about it, being ten again wouldn't be so bad either," Jacob stated while in front of the ten-year-old aisle, "We'll be treated like kids no matter what, and we'll be back in the age range for elementary school anyway, but at least just a little bit of freedom."
"Freedom? We won't get to leave the house without permission if we end up 10, and we'll have to stick together with the buddy system! Plus, we won't even leave the neighborhood without adult supervision!"
"At least that's better than being stuck in diapers and being at the mercy of your parents all the time!"
"Fine Jacob! Just pick an age and get this over with!" Greg ordered while imagining the inevitable embarrassment of wetting the bed once again.