"I want to be a vixen, a sexy one at that," you say to the genie.
"Okay mac, get ready, this is going to be a doozy," he said and blew a puff of smoke in your face. You wait for a few minutes and nothing happens. "Why isn't it working?" you ask the genie.
"It takes a couple of minutes, it should be starting any minute now.
Then you begin feeling it...