Love is something a lot if not all human being will experience sometime in their life. You're currently sitting on a park bench in the Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool, in Chicago, Illinois. You have been thinking about asking out the love of your life out on a date. You genuinely love this person and want to be with them. Yet you are scared of rejection and asking them out. You really want to but something is preventing you and you don't know why. You're not sure if they want you. If only you had a way to become exactly what they want. Then this man in a magician's costume runs to you with a Naruto style run.
"Hey there yes you you on that bench. I see you need some help!" Talking like a 1940's radio announcer
He then stood in front of you running in place
"Come on buddy you gotta ask em out!"
You just looked at this man in confusion as he runs in place
"Well buddy you drive a hard bargain, here"
He took off his top hat and pulled out a half black half blue rose with a long stem out of nowhere
"Okay buddy, now take this rose, Guard it with your life!, then boil the petals, Pay Attention!, drink the elixir and soon you'll feel the need to give yourself the five finger salute. Focus on your love and bam mama Sam you'll be perfect for them!"
Then man, Naruto ran and the jumped into a nearby pool of water turning into dust