"Well, how about I change you into another racial appearance of yourself?" you ask your Japanese girlfriend as she's shocking to hear your question.
"Nani? You change me into different race?" your girlfriend asks you back.
"Hey, look, babe. I know you're shocked, but what if you want me to turn you into a different race you want." you ask. "C'mon, babe. It will be fine, plus the transformation wasn't that hurt."
"Hmm... Me think for moment." your Japanese girlfriend responds as she's thinking. "Okay, just one, plus try not to do stupid thing about me."
"Roger that, babe. So which racial do you want to be?" you ask.
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