"Okay, Coach Sanchez, it's all yours for the weekend. Do your worst and have fun," said Ty as Sanchez grabbed Chad out of his hands, while Chad produced muffled shrieks of protest. Ty continued, "Just be sure to clean it thoroughly before returning it to me on Monday. I need it back before first period, in order to pound it flat into a mat for the gymnastics squd and wrestling team." Chad's panicked muffled noises increased.
"Wait, Monday's a holiday. Uh?" Coach Sanchez noted.
"Huh, oh, I forgot. You're right, coach. I guess you have it until Tuesday then. Still need it back first thing before school starts. Enjoy breaking in your toy this long weekend."
The word toy set Chad off again with his unintelligible noises.
"Isn't this thing a might chatty? Won't the athletes notice him moaning and squeaking? I, mean..." Sanchez said.
"No, you can't have Chad for longer. And no one will hear him after he is flattened into a mat. Flattening will shift the pitch of his noises. They might hear something if they press their ear to the mat, but they'll assume its a low noise being transmitted through the floor. It won't sound vaguely human."
"Eeep!" Chad shrieked.
Both Ty and Coach Sanchez laughed.