Damn I was frustrated. Because of lack of ID we were barred from entering any of the clubs. Annika wasn’t much help. With her lack of English she would just smile and say “Ja” when ever anyone turned us away. Then she ever so slowly reminded me that Tracey had an exam tomorrow and we probably shouldn’t be out too late. Her English was pathetic. It took her repeated attempts get her message across.
We arrived home and I went straight to the drinks cupboard and poured myself a rum. I determined that tomorrow I would make a machine that could produce fake ID’s. I needed an ID for this body and while I was at it I would make one for Annika as well. She made a good wingman.
“Du må bytte tilbake”
“Speak English ya silly hussy”
She thought for a minute “You .. Should .. Change .. Back” Damn she was slow. I was beginning to think she had become mentally retarded.
“Whaa! I’s not given up dis bootilicious body! I’s not the one with an exam tomorrow”
“Men. ikke Andrew. Jeg vil ha mannen min tilbake” More nonsense. I stared at her. She was retarded no doubt. She tried again “I .. want .. Andrew”
“Dat white boy is gone. Daisy’s in charge of dis body now. Suck it honey!” That just set her into tears she raced off to the bedroom. I poured myself another drink.
Half an hour later Annika reappeared. Her make-up had run all over her face. She looked a mess. She told me “Change .. Me .. Back .. Tracey .. I .. go helm”
“Ya want to be yoself again? Sure. Why not? I’ll start up the machine”
“Ja”
I set the machine going and once it was warmed up used the menu to recreate Tracey. I called out to her “Ready when you are” I was totally unprepared for what happened next. She came over and stood beside me as if checking the settings. Next thing I new she pushed me into the booth and the door was closed.
“Let me out of here you Hussey!”
“Beklager Daisy, jeg trenger Andrew tilbake” More nonsense. I tried forcing the door open. But there was no handle on the inside. Something else I would need to fix. “Å helvete er du ikke i menyen. Jeg reddet aldri Andrew!” More nonsense. She sounded panicked.
“Yous got me. Just get it over with ghyrl. Let mah out of here” I decided to let her have her way. Once I was out of here there would be nothing stopping me changing back to Daisy again. I would change her back to her own body and send her home. Then once she was gone I would change myself back to Daisy. I liked being Daisy. I was determined to stay as Daisy.
However she didn’t seem to be in a hurry. I was there in the dark for what seemed like an eternity. Finally the machine began to make a noise. My body tingled. 10 seconds later the door opened.