The Johnsons finally arrived at the "African Adventures Family Resort' after hours of travel. Exhausted, yet excited, the 6 of them giddily approached the front desk. Sandra and Tom Johnson, the parents, were the picture of white middle class success. They were well to do, had comfortable lives and Tom loved his job. Tom was something of an alpha male, muscular, handsome, and clean cut - he was a man who always got what he wanted. Sandra was his trophy. Thin, curvy, and big breasted - she was a wife most men would kill for. Behind them strolled in their college age son, Trevor, and his best friend who he'd invited along, Ben. Trevor and ben were two peas in a pod, best of friends they always tag teamed each other on getting the ladies, playing pranks, and generally creating mayhem. As they admired the room, they looked at each other with a grin. The building was bedecked in ornate African art, animal taxidermy and other props they could steal or 'borrow' to mess with people. Nothing would be more fun than getting a scream out of Trevor's mom by placing a stuffed lion outside her door. Trailing behind the two was Trevor's sister, Sarah. Sarah was no enthused about the trip. A city girl through and through the idea of going to Africa, let alone on safari was the furthest thing from 'a fun time' for her. She just wanted to relax, catch some sun, and perhaps get a hot guy. She crossed her fingers' hoping the hotel had a pool.
"So Mr. Johnson, I'm sure you're aware our hotel has a certain...African theme....our goal is to immerse our guests in the intimate lives of African animals and African culture. As such, each suite has a theme based on a particular animal, creature, or culture to help you...learn first hand about that particular theme! So! With that in mind....what theme will you and your family be interested in?