Hands and arms folded over a grumbling belly Jonus walked slowly home. He was as normal thinking of his self and not a care for others. It was his posture and moanings which bade his Mom to ask if he was feeling sick. An obvious deduction without a doubt but she would rahter hear about it now before his father got home than at the dinner table in all the glorious details.
"I feel sick!" moaned Jonus as he headed for the kitchen.
His mother followed her son to the kitchen and watched in motherly horror as he opened the fridge and began to look for something to put in a sore and aching tummy.
"Can you think of nothing but food child!" grumped Mom.
"I'm looking!" replied Jonus as his guts grumbled so loudly his mother had a chill.
"You are what you eat, remember that son!" said his mother as she turned to leave her foolish son.
"Hmm, that's what the Doc said too!" said Jonus as he pawed about the open fridge.
"Oh, and what else did he say?" asked Jonus' mom.
"Oh something like, Oh the silver tongue of one so brainless, your mother was undoubtedly raped by an evil beast! Something like that I think. He also said, Damned kid, he ain't no good for nothing but eating and getting fat! His mother must have been raped or just................, he's a jerk!" said Jonus.
Angered for what her son had reported the good doctor having said to her son about her, she stormed out of the house. Heading across the back lawn Jonus' mom was on a direct line to have it out with Doctor Phil.
Knocking at the good doctor's back door a lady enraged with motherly fury stood read to battle for her rights.
"Yes, oh it you!" greeted Dr. Phil.
Stepping into the doctor's kitchen a mother began her sharp words over the suggestion she was met with incest as the reason her son was as he was, fat!
The doctor was beside himself for saying what he did and knew it was something from within that book, it bade him make such a fool of himself!
As he tried to apologize to the angered woman the words rang in his brain once more and he spoke out, " Woman you are not much better than your son, go now and bother me on more! Get out, go home and see to your son he needs the comfort of his loving mother!" yelled the doc with eyes wide and looking wild.
Crying out of insult and walking stiffly toward her home and house she looked up when from the kitchen came a mornful groan.
Running to the aid of her son she opened the back door of her house only to see Jonus seated at the table his back to the door.
"What's wrong with you child, sick yet you eat even more! Why, why you acting like some dumb cow!" said one upset mom.
Jonus turned his head to her and groaned his feelings out once more.
"Oh Jonus!" she exclaimed.
As Jonus turned toward her she saw his face. It was his nose and nostrils which deemed her attention first. Larger than large they were and dripping of strings of clear snot. He licked his thick tongue to clean it away as he gobbled up more food laid out before him. His eyes now round and dark brown glared at her while he munched even more.
Feeding his face was the all important thing at that moment and Jonus was flicking about those very longer and furry bovine ears. His mother came close expecting this was some wierd dream maybe but with the feel of the furry ears she began to scream.
"No, no this can't be true!" she yelled at the top of her voice.
"Muaw, wha ain't true?" said Jonus his mouth full and chewing between his words.
Mom watched as from one side Jonus reached with his two cloven hooves to capture some greens and jammed them into his already full mouth.
"Your and animal!" she said with a moan of realization.
"Muaw, muaw, ya just like muaw the mauw, doc said! Who was the beast you got raped by mom?" said Jonus as he ate and ate more.
Terrified and stunned of what she was seeing her son become she turned and ran out the door. Back across the lawn and to Dr. Phil's back door.
Knocking, "Please you must come, Jonus is, is..... please you must help him!" pleaded a disturbed mom of Jonus.
"He's soon not to be your problem, I...I said too much and he's... He's looking like what dear lady?" asked the doctor deep in his thoughts.
"He looks like some bovine cow!" scream the dear woman.
A sigh, " as he should then, I suggest you find him a nice farm to reside there at and let him be what he is!" moaned the disturbed doctor.
Slamming the doc's backdoor she turned toward her house only to hear the sound of some cow mooing his heart's contentment.