Liam quickly got up, still covered in sticky rainbow syrup, and he threw on his clothes. He made sure he got his wallet and left for the cock shop, hopefully it was still open.
15 minutes later under the night sky the glow from the windows of the cock shop could be seen by Liam. He was glad to find that the shop was open in the late hours of the night.
Busting in through the front door, Liam ran to the counter where the faceless shopkeeper stood. He started explaining his plight before faceless could welcome him into the shop.
“That’s the story, so can you help me?”Liam concluded, wearily pleading to the shopkeeper.
“Sure, sure, you need fun bits for your girl and something to clean the mess, I recommend this and this,” the shopkeeper pulled out two cocks from a shelf. There was a small 2 inch foreskin covered penis that came with absurdly large balls, like two softballs. The other donger was, was it even a penis? The thing was a spray bottle, the air freshener kind, about a foot tall and purple. The only thing that indicated that it was a penis was the balls attached to the bottom of the purple can.
“Uh, how much are thoses?” Liam stared in disbelief at the absurd dicks.
“Since you’re a returning customer it’s 16 dollars.”
Liam rummaged through his wallet for the cash.
“So the spraycan cock cleans up messes like magic, but you have to attach it first or else it won’t work. The big balls little dick turns into a tight vagina if the person it’s attached to tries to fuck a girl. The prostate will remain though. Thank you for shopping at the cock shop!” The shopkeeper said as Liam paid and left the shop in a hurry with the two dicks.
Back in Dakota’s home, Liam pondered if he should clean up the sugary mess by hand or by dick. The thing was that Liam didn’t want to replace his 7 inch donger with a spray can, but the goo needed to be cleaned otherwise he and his girlfriend were fucked. Looking over the living room sugary cum covered nearly everything,from roof to t.v., and in his heart he knew that it would be impossible to clean without magic. He had to make the sacrifice, goodbye normal cock, it was great while it lasted.
Just before he slipped the spray can over his dick, Dakota moaned in her sleep, giving him an idea. Put the spray can on Dakota, clean the cum, then put on the other dick. So he slipped the purple cleaner can onto Dakota’s featureless groin with gusto, causing her to shift around in discomfort as the strange organ connected itself to her nerves.
Liam then pressed the tip of the can, nothing came out. Strange, maybe he needed to shake it first. With his big hands, he grabbed the cool metal spray dick and shook it up and down. Then he pushed down on the nozzle and a fine white mist shot out. Dakota was smiling, drooling, and shaking in her unconscious state, Liam noticed, but he ignored that as he aimed the spray around the room. It worked like the shop keeper said, all signs of multicolored goo disappeared like it never existed. Even Dakota and Emily were spotless and clean looking, like they just got out of the spa.
“Ok, now I have to give Dakota the other dick,” Liam said to himself. He grabbed the smaller penis by its fat balls out of the box and carefully pulled it down on the spray can cock. Letting go, he stared at his naked big boobed blonde girlfriend and her oversized balls, hoping that the magic would turn the cock and balls into vagina, but nothing happened.
“Ugh, Liam? Is it morning already?” Dakota had woken up,”Why was I on the floor!?”
Liam in a state of panic sort of stuttered and stood there, eyes flicking from her new huge balls and her face, “N-n-no, i-i-it’s still night time.”
“Brr, boy it’s cold,” the girlfriend got off the ground and grabbed the blanket they had used from T.V. watching. She wrapped the blanket around her naked body, “ We sure had a wild time earlier, huh?”
“Yup, it was a great time,” Liam spat out a little too quickly. Dakota had not noticed her new genitalia or she had ignored it, Liam didn’t know which so it put him on edge. He moved over to his girlfriend and gave her a loving hug to make it seem normal, “Well it's late and the parents could be back anytime so I should go,” he then scurried towards the hall to leave, but stopped when another voice spoke out.
“ HOLD UP! Everyone stop!” Emily yelled and got up from the floor, “You two have a lot of explaining to do!”
“What?”Dakota confusedly stared at her sister.
“Dakota you didn’t tell me your sister was back, all the more reason for me to get out of here,” Liam frantically speed walked towards the front door.
“You have a dick! That’s what needs explaining! Why do you two have a dick that’s real!” Emily demanded to know.
“Emily, I don’t know what you’re joking about, but I don’t have a dick,” Dakota gestured towards her massive balls and small cock, “Why are you here anyway I thought you were out for the night?”
“Don’t change the subject! You have a cock I can see it right there!” Emily pointed at the bugling mass of genitalia.
Liam was confused now as well. Surely his girlfriend couldn’t have ignored the thigh slapping balls she had now. Unless, it was the magic. It must have made her see her changed vagina as normal or something. Regardless he needed to leave, let this mess sort itself out.
“”Sorry Liam, for my sister ruining our night alone. You should go,” Dakota ignored her sister for a moment.
“No problems babe, love you.”
“I love you too,” she said to Liam.
He left the house with the sounds of the two sisters returning to their argument.