"Ryan is wearing his typical outfit; a skimpy thong." Chris quickly typed, hitting enter just as the policeman reaches Ryan. With little fanfare, Ryan's hefty dick is tucked into a pair of stretchy, red thong. The now-middle-aged man's bulbous ass ate the fabric, creating a tantalizing wail-tail. His pouch was hefty and prominent. The policeman stopped, somewhat confused expression on his face. "Uh, sir? Are you alright? You seemed distressed."
Ryan looked up at the Policeman, having not noticed his approach in his panic, before looking down at his thong. A small sense of relief washed over his features. "I, uh, I think I'm good now? I was naked just now and I couldn't stop jacking off! But I'm dressed again... maybe I just imagined it?" He asked, inquisitively. The policeman studied Ryan carefully. "Sir, have you been drinking recently? Perhaps partake in any recreational drugs?"
Chris started to snicker, watching Ryan's confusion. He quickly typed in something new. "Ryan has 8G nipple piercings. They make his nipples very sensitive." He hit enter.
"What? Of course not! I do- YOWoughhhh!" Ryan yelped in pain, which quickly turned into a moan of pleasure as the thick piercings materialized into his nipples. His dick started to harden again, quickly recovering from his early masturbation. The root of his dick started to peak out as his shaft stretched out the thong. The policeman nodded slowly, an incredulous look on his face. "Right. So then, what were you doing when that woman ran away in a panic? You said you were masturbating, correct? In public? Is that normal for you?"
Chris could barely contain himself. He managed to keep his snickering mostly silent, if for no other reason to not draw attention to himself in his perch over the scene. He quickly typed out a series of texts. "Ryan was looking for his butt plug. He lost it."
"I, uh, mean. I was looking for my butt plug! I lost it!" Ryan blurted out.
"Well sir, if that's the case, let me help you-"
"The policeman is wearing his standard issue police jockstrap, with his tactical toy-belt and police-grade butt plug. He'll offer it to Ryan as a replacement."
"-with a replacement." The officer reached around towards his own ass, no longer obstructed by any clothing. The dildo hanging from his belt flopped as he positioned his legs giving himself easier access. Ryan looked relieved as the officer slowly worked his standard issue plug out of his own ass. With a grunt, the officer managed to retrieve his plug, showing it to Ryan with a little flourish. "Thanks Officer! You are a life saver!"
Ryan turned around, bending and pulling aside the strap of his thong. The officer placed the plug, still slick with lube from his own asshole, at Ryan's ass. He pushed slowly and Ryan hissed as it started to stretch his hole out slowly. It took a few moments but soon the bulge of the plug was passed Ryan's ring and his ass closed around it, sealing it inside Ryan's ass.
"There! Don't worry about returning it; consider it giving back to the community." The officer beamed a bright smile as Ryan righted himself, his legs bowed slightly as he adjusted to the intrusion in his ass. Chris, finally, lost it laughing uproariously from his window.