So far, your female side had the right idea. You get to live a regular life, and she gets to fuck whatever guy she wants to. You still see Max, who is now Blondie regularly, but she gave up her professor career, and got a job as a stripper at the town club. Blondie might not be able to make that much money, but at least the men their like her.
You've been having a good life so far as well. Luckily, your female side only comes out during the full moon. You could find a scientist that could make the same of the potion Max was going to make for you, along with a cloning machine, so you can have sex with your female side, but so far you don't know anyone else who is a scientist. So, as Sam you get along with people, and stay true to your job as an online writer, and as Blue you stay at the park, and have other men experience their female side.