With the MILF pill quickly becoming an outrageous success, Transversion Incorporated was flooded with revenue, and began eagerly working on other specialized niche products for their consumers. The DILF pill was quick to follow, to capitalize on the growing trend of interest in older, more mature sexual partners. The DILF pill can transform any man or woman, boy or girl, into a sexy, hirsute older man. With one pill, anybody can transform themselves into the raunchy, hairy Daddy of their dreams.
As with their other products, the DILF pill takes full effect within two minutes of ingestion, aging and masculinizing the body to unleash the powerful patriarch within. The pill works on the mind to adjust your preferences and your interests, allowing your inner DILF spirit to fully assert dominance over your mind and make you feel like you’ve been a strong, handsome man all your life. Your original personality and memories will remain, accented by your new mature, masculine instincts and experiences.
Important: Take only one pill every 24 hours, with water. Taking excess pills may lead to permanent transformations and atypical side-effects. Sexuality and sexual preferences are not guaranteed to remain the same after taking the pill. Do not take the DILF pill with hard liquor, or in combination with nicotine products, as this may lead to an insatiable libido. Do not combine with ED medication or erection may become permanent.