Three good friends and the soon to be groom went out on the town. Dinner, and then jumping from bar to bar seeing show after show till about two in the morning Ethan was almost wasted!
"Fell's I want to thank you for a grrrrreat e...eve..evening!" said Ethan half in the bag.
It was at that moment a waitress from the bar walked past her bunny costume and fluffy tail wiggling past with the sweet sway of her round tight rear.
Ethan reached for the plume of fur only to have the lady swing around and slap his face.
"Damn what an animal woman!" said Ethan as he smiled and sat back upright in the chair.
Comments were made about his action and the thought was thrown out that Drake would never hit someone back for being themselves.
"Yea, Drake wouldn't do that, naw, she is a princess of a lady! Why, why she once told me I was gon'a be her stud when we got married, yea, yea, its true, I swear!" said Ethan as he crossed his heart.
"Yup I'm going to be her stallion and on our first night I get to be put out to stud!" chuckled Ethan his hickups and burps making him angry as they sliced up his sentence structures.
"Dog gone it I'm drunk, you guys got me drunk! Oh what would a drunk stallion do? Hick, what would, would, a drunk stallion do, a stud, a stallion at stud, drunk, hick, hick, UP!" argued Ethan to himself.
His three friends all got up feeling embarressed for the way Ethan was acting.
"Hey wait for the stallion at stud!" he yelled out loud.
"Stallion, a horse, horse's ass is what I am, me a falling down drunk fool going to marry a princess! She's a princess but if she marries' a drunken stallion that makes my Drake a............................