You ran to the door feeling the shit mound bounce against your ass and go down the stairs feeling the shit run across your leg. You take a look through the peephole. It was one of those annoying door to door sales man. This was perfect not only were your going to embarrass your sister [insert name] but you could potentially scare this salesman off. You open the door. The salesman is a scrawny man.
"Hello young lady, My name is Mark and I-" he caught a whiff on the nasty shit coming out your asshole.
"Yes hello Mark I am [insert name] nice to meet you" You say coming closer to Mark as he walks away slowly.
Covering his nose with his hand
"I am curious if you would like to purchase-"
As he is talking you shove your hand in your yoga pants. You lick the shit off your finger.
Mark still uncomfortable but eager to make a sale
"A-"
You then start to shit making loud moaning noises and Mark noticed the shit going through the leg hole of your yoga pants. You forcefully grab the weak man and make him feel the shit mound on your ass.
Mark then just left no wanting to deal with this anymore.
You go back into the house in triumph.