Sean was nerdy right now, but nerdy came with being smart, and a little weird too.
"Hmm," he said nerdily in his new high nasal voice. "If I take a new pill, it overwrites the old one and my old self. But if I take several pills, that should work together."
He shook out another nerd pill, then took a geek pill from the next bottle. "After all, geeks are smart too, and not as nerdy." Then he took out a jock pill, then noticed the various sports pills. "Likely for the right builds." He added a wrestler pill, a weightlifter pill, a bodybuilder pill, and just to be crazy, a basketball player pill. Next to that, he found the bottle marked "taller" and added two of those. "Might as well be a Center," he said and giggled nerdily.
He then noticed a set of bottles marked "Adults Only," including such things as "Stud" and "Porn Star." He added one stud and two porn star pills to the pile in his hand, then went and got a glass of water.
"Here goes," he giggled and threw them in his mouth, washing them down.
He felt a weird feeling in his stomach, then felt his spine stiffen as it began to lengthen, his legs as well, and what was between his legs too.
Then he noted the script on the box: WARNING. MULTIPLE DOSES OF THE SAME PILL WILL HAVE EXPONENTIAL, NOT CUMULATIVE, EFFECT. DO NOT TAKE TWO DOSES SIMULTANEOUSLY OR IN SUCCESSION.
He'd taken two of the taller pills and two of the porn star pills. And this, he realized with extreme nerdiness, was his second dose of a nerd pill.
His hair became stringier and greasier as he got taller and taller and the thing in his pants stretched down past his knees. His muscles were also buffing up and his reflexes were becoming better, and he was getting a bit more geeky smart, but not so much as the other changes.
His head suddenly hit the ceiling, leaving a greasy mark as he hunched over and continued growing until he finally stopped at something over nine feet.
He giggled, finding his new voice now incredibly deep, though still nerdily nasal. "Oh, this is so cool...."
He was the world's biggest and most well-hung nerd, and was now captain of the basketball and wrestling teams, because with his enormous size, there was no way he could not succeed as a jock, even though everyone knew him to be an incredible nerd. And he was a stud because what school-spirited slut wouldn't want to do a giant hung like a stallion who was also a sports captain, even if he talked about calculus and D&D.
This was great. The only thing better than fitting in was standing out.