Marco glanced down to see a wedding wring wrapped around his more slender and manicured hand.
"Oh hell no." Marco growled. "I am SO done with this. Terry, use that thing and change me the hell back."
Terry simply stared down at the camera, looking concerned for a few moments while he was lost in thought.
"Terry... you can turn me back right?" Marco asked equal parts worried and annoyed.
"Well... maybe..." He muttered.
"Maybe?!" Marco gasped.
"Shhh, stop screaming you two." Kelly shushed them. "We don't need to get this more complicated and weird than it already is. Now, Terry, why do you say maybe?"
"B-because, before I noticed it had all these weird options on it, but thought it was all bull you know? Then, I realized that it was stuck on... on random." Terry explained.
"Oh god." Marco groaned, holding his hand to his face. "Don't tell me."
"Yeah, I can try to take more pictures, but it looks like it'll be a random change every time." Terry sighed. "I'm so so sorry Marco!"
Marco sighed. "It's fine Terry, you couldn't have known this thing could alter reality itself or whatever the hell it did to me." He replied, angrily brushing hair out of his face. "Well, better get trying than huh?"
"What?" Terry asked.
"Marco, you can't be serious." Kelly interjected.
"Dead serious Kelly." He replied. "I do not want to be like this longer than I have to. What's the alternative even? I go and try to teach a class, then go home to my.... some guy." He corrected, blushing at the idea of having a husband. "No, I'd rather take my chances right here right now."
"I get you." Terry agreed.
"Well I think it's a bad idea. If you are going to do it though, better make it fast! We don't have long till the period is over and this whole hallway gets filled with kids." Kelly added.
"Okay... Marco, whenever you're ready." Terry said.
Marco nodded his head. He crossed his arms to press his new obnoxious boobs a bit back and closed his eyes in preparation. He was extremely worried, but hoped that at a bare minimum he could get his dick back, and at best get really lucky and turn back to normal.
"Here goes nothing." Terry said quietly.
FLASH