As Mark's truck rolled up to Krissi's parent's house, the pigtailed teen was standing on the sidewalk with a smug grin on her face.
Mark stopped on the curb and rolled down the driver's window. Krissi stepped forward and unexpectedly passed a pile of crumpled clothing to Mark through the window. Confused, Mark examined the clothes, realized they were Dustin's, and grew annoyed.
"Where the fuck is he?! Is he running around naked?"
"Well, he's not running around." Krissi shrugged, cryptically smiling. She raised a small cardboard box from behind her and passed it through the window. Mark took it in his hand, utterly confused, and opened the lid.
His tiny naked son stared up at him, curled in the corner shaking.
"What the fuck?!" Mark screamed, tossing the box into the air and sending Dustin screaming in a high pitched voice as his little naked body tumbled out and hit the dash with a tiny thud.
"He shrank." Krissi said, grinning wider. She turned back to the curb and started up the steps to her house.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SHRANK?!" Mark screamed, staring with bewildered disbelief as Dustin trembling and crying on his dash.
"He got little." Krissi paused, putting her fingers together. She giggled again, shrugged a final time, and ignored Mark's angry voice. She'd never have to see those two idiots again.
When Krissi reached the door and went inside, Mark's furious face leaned over Dustin and stared in shock.
"Dad..." Dustin squeaked, little more than inches tall. "Help me! Please!"
"How the fuck do you want me to do that?" Mark spat. "What the fuck happened to you?"
"I-I don't know!" Dustin whimpered, crying anew. "I... I just got smaller until... until... I was this size!"
"Well, fuck!" Mark slammed his hand down on the steering wheel. "That explains everything, you little fucking idiot!"
With pure rage burning in him, Mark growled and threw the truck into drive, screeching away. Krissi and her parents watched from the window. Krissi smiled wryly.
"W-What in the heck was all that about?" Krissi's dad blinked in bewilderment.
"Dustin and I finally broke up." Krissi grinned.
"Oh, it's about goddamn time." Her mothered sighed in relief. "Thank goodness."