Have you heard the rumor? The rumor of an odd channel that mysteriously appears on TV when your flipping through the channels late at night. A television channel that only shows infomercials and nothing else. You know infomercials, those really long commercials that try to sell you a product. Half of those products promised miraculous results, only to be a complete scam. Others were just not worth your money if you know you were doing.
But what if I told you that all of the products shown all worked? In fact, the first product effect you see will be applied to you for free.
For example, there once was a french man flipping through the channels one night and found the phantom infomercial channel. The program he happened to watched offered a special glue that promises to fix all the leaky holes in someone's roof. This man happened to have a leaky roof but thought nothing of it and went to bed, only to wake up the next day to find that his roof has been patched up with the same product the next day. Along with that, the man found a mysterious note in his mailbox as well.
"We at CYOP (Choose your own products) thank you for trying our free sample. If you want something else from our catalog, please contact us at... " And then it listed a Phone number and website for the man to use.
Perturbed, the man called the police, but they couldn't do anything about it. When they investigated, they could not trace back the phone number or website domain to anywhere. Along with the fact that nothing bad had happened, the police quickly dismissed this as a harmless prank.
The man knew that it wasn't just a prank, and curiously took a look at the catalog and was surprised at the products the company offered. Many strange devices which were designed to help improve a person's quality of life and even products that promised to change his body. Surely buying one of these wouldn't hurt, would it? Maybe just something to fix how big his nose was?
And thus, a new customer for CYOP was acquired. Yeah, yeah, I know. A bit of a boring story, but I had to start simple. This next customer's story, however, is the one you wanted to hear about, right? One with some spicy transformations.