"Are you guys drinking tonight?" you ask.
""Ummm, yeah maybe a little. Don't think that you're joking up with Clara if she gets drunk though, perv."
"I just need to know so that I can plan your dinner. If your doing shots, then no heavy creamy foods." You really do take pride in your cooking and besides, "I'm not cleaning vomit out of your sink pipes again so that Mom and Dad don't figure out that their daughter's a lush."
"I'm not a lush. I just like to enjoy life and don't tend to be as serious as my little bro. Ah crap, we've gotta go out we'll be late. Want a ride today?" She knows how much her little Miata with the top down and blasting her music drives you nuts.
"No, I've got the best running again," you say with a thought.
"Oh God, if it breaks down I'm not rescuing you again." With that she is out the door.
You head into the garage and assess your nightmare. It's a '69 Camero that you started with your Dad five years ago before he started traveling for work so much. The latest issue with it is that you've pulled the transmission after it died in the middle of traffic. The paint isn't terrible, but only real car people turn their head to check it out. Well and the people that have to drive around you when it's broken down in traffic again.
"I wish it had a brand new motor and transmission from a brand new corvette and that it would never break down again and that it had a perfect leather interior with a dvd player." There is a small wrinkle in the air as the charges happen. You hop in and fire it up.
You rumble past Mia and floor it once she realizes it's you. You take your normal parking spot and make it into class just in time. Your cell vibrates with a text from Mia.
"I thought I was going to die as this giant turd rolled down the road. Lmao. Seriously she sounds great today and you had her moving."
"On to paint this weekend and then she'll be the sexiest lady around."
"Uh excuse you... Everyone knows I'm the sexiest girl at school. Don't take that from me."
"I'll let you drive her once in a while and both of you shall be instantly hotter. Lol"
By noon you've figured out the menu and texted it over a well. Clara is in your Chem class and you can't help but drool a bit. Dark hair like Mia's and lots of dark eye makeup like Mia, but that's about where the similarities end. Clara has plump red lips, bigger breasts at a solid D, long toned legs bringing her up to 5'6", and a nice fit ass. And she knows how to dress to show it all off with a tight top, low rise jeans, and three inch heels.
"Hey, my favorite adopted little brother. How are you today?" She leans in for a hug.
"I heard you were homeless for a night. I told Mia that you could have the couch in the basement but you'll have to work off the room and board."
"Oh really. Such a dirty mind. Go get me the soap for that mouth off yours."
You feign with shock. "I meant do the dishes. Who is really the dirty one? While your doing the dishes you can use the Dawn on yourself." You both laugh at each other for a second.
"So, seriously. My mustang wouldn't start this morning and Mia is already taking Sarah for groceries after school. She said you could give me a lift."
"Oh so your getting free room and board, food and now a ride. Demanding."
"It gets better, I need to run to my place on the way to yours."
You lean in close to her and whisper, "That sounds so hot and amazing, can you say that you're spending the night at my place loud enough for everyone to hear?"
She laughs and slaps you. "Meet me by my locker after school and walk me out. Don't leave me waiting though."
The rest of the day is uneventful for the most part. The only notable fact was that you walked into the bathroom twice out of routine and freaked about how to take a piss without a dick only to realize that you didn't have to. And then you had to make a quick wish that your dick hadn't been pushing in Mia's side table all day. That would be akward.
You meet up with Clara at her locker as she's applying a dark red lipstick in the mirror of her locker. "You can't do anything to improve your look Mona Lisa."
"Damn, you're getting good at making a girl feel good about herself. Keep up all of this flirting and I'll have to start researching how to kick a brother out of the family legally and then let you take me out on a date."
"Me take you out? I cook for you all the time, how about you feed me?"
"See, now you just list all that progress that you were making. Back to square one with you little bro." She smiles and takes your hand as you walk her out. "Mia said that the best just came back to life last night so I should have at least two days of safety riding in her. You think she'll make it?"
"Don't worry out her. She is doing really well now. All of the bugs are worked out. It's actually time to name her."
"What? You said she couldn't have a name until she's all done."
You smile with pride. "I'm going to paint her this weekend and then she is perfect." You open the door to let her in and off course the door squeaks. "Almost? Almost perfect?"
She's laughing with you as soon as she heard it. She slides on in. "Holy shit, you did the interior. This is nice than my car inside."
You go in the driver's seat. "Yup, and she's faster than the Tang Stang," you say.
"Hey, I was 15 when I named her that and immediately took it back. Leave Helen alone." Her new GT Mustang was fast. But the bright orange paint job did look like the Tang drink. "And there is no way this old girl can keep up with my young lady."
"So you're saying old ladies can't keep up with the younger generation? Remember, right now you are the old lady."
"I'm a year older than you, so shut it. I could take you and you know it." You fire her up and hear a slight gasp from Clara. You give her a bit of gas and Rev her up. "Damn man, that does sound good."
You read it out of the lot and then slide it sideways on the road. The maniacal laughs coming from your passenger seat show that you really do have the three coolest chicks in your life. They are all funny, interesting, and caring. You've learned (again) in the past couple of months that you should always listen to them following the Veronica debacle. That girl was a crazy as they had told you.
You pull into Clara's driveway and her dad is in the driveway in front of the Tang Stang. "Hi sir," you say to Clara's Dad as he emerges from under the hood.
"She's lives again for another day?" He chuckles. He's earned that right after pulling her back to your house a couple of times. "She actually sounds really good. Now if we can just get the Old Tang back to life." He looks at Clara accusing and you can't help but laugh.
"Sucks to hear someone talk bad about your baby doesn't it," you rib her.
"Daddy knows better than to talk bad about HELEN," lots of emphasis there, "because I know where he sleeps. Hi daddy, I'm grabbing my go bag for the night and then heading to Mia's." She hugs him and then she's off into the house.
You go over and take a look under the hood as well. "Clara said she'll turn over but not fire?"
"Yeah, it's got fuel but no spark. I just popped the hood now. Can you start checking fuses?" You open the guide box and start to run the tester over them, but don't even need to.
"If there's no spark then it has to be the number 4 relay," you declare.
He gives you a sideways glance. "There is no way that you know that just by glancing." You point to a half melted relay and smile. "Cheater. Well, I think I actually have a couple spares, so Clara may be in luck." He heads into the garage and comes back out with a small box. After comparing part numbers for a sec he pops a new relay into place.
"Well, let's see what happens." He hops in and she fits right up. "Nice, now I can spend the weekend on my baby."
You follow him into the garage and see check out the progress on his '66 Shelby Cobra clone. It's a tiny little car with a huge engine. He's custom building everything for it. Before you can get too side tracked Clara's back. "Thank you Daddy, you got her running for me." She gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Actually, I was the one that figured it out," you say puckering your lips cartoonish and closing your eyes. Her slugging your shoulder is your cue to stop playing.
"Daddy, can I best the little Chevy boy up now?" She jokes and her dad laughs. "Alright Dad, I'll be home tomorrow evening. Love you." She looks over at you. "Can you move the tetanus mobile out of Helen's way now?"
"I'll follow you so that the Hondas don't come and pick on you. See you later, sir," you wave to Wendy's dad.
"See ya. Clara, stop picking on all of the boys all the time. Be nice."
"But Daddy, all boys have coodies. And you taught me a long time ago that when boys get out of line you kick em in the giblets." You can actually remember him telling her that many times since she was 8.
You back out of the driveway and let her take the lead. Shit two blocks from her house you pull up next to her at the four way light. You can't help but rev up your Camero. She does the same in her mustang. She puts down her passenger window and lowers her sunglasses.
"Ah baby, it's cute that you think you've got a chance against me it really is," she taunts.
"What are you willing to wager? I'll bet stop light to stop light that I've got you."
"Looser is in the pool naked tonight." Her evil grin is so sexy.
"But I've already seen you naked. What wise you got?"
She looks shocked at that one. "We were 10! OK, OK, looser swims naked and gives the winner a lap dance. And I'm headed to go buy you a thong now so that is a sexy dance for me. You'd better shake those hips good for me or in gonna snack that ass."
"Your dead, girl. I won't be losing today." You focus on the light and as soon as it changes you are gone. She honestly never had a shot. You're far enough ahead that she does way down before you are even close to the light. Oh hell yeah, you are getting a lap dance tonight.
The lights and sirens bring you out of that quick day dream. And then an orange mustang honks it's horn as it goes by you...
By the time that you pulled into the driveway you'd already received texts saying mom and dad were going to kill you, haha naughty boy, and from Sarah, you're an idiot your poor car is going to die. Your surprised that Clara's Mustang isn't there yet though. You pull on into the garage and head inside.
"Way to go moron, mom and dad are going to kill you. His fast were you going?"
"Only 55 when they clocked me." Mia's look asked the second half of the question. "55 in a 30. But I got let off with a warning."
"Bullshit," Sarah said. "Cops in this town don't give warnings. That's why my parents aren't letting me drive right now." Sarah owned a Challenger and had the same led foot all of you did. She had gotten a $400 ticket for a 45 in a 30. Her parents took her keys for a month.
"I guess I got lucky."
"Well lucky little man, get to cooking. We're hungry." Mia stated laying out the ingredients that you'd requested for tonight. And then she grabbed another Mike's Hard Lemonade for her and Sarah. You make up a nice Chicken Alfredo. And stick it in the oven at low heat and go out to start the steaks.
The outdoor kitchen overlooks the pool and there is plenty to look at. Mia, Sarah, and Clara are all on floats. Mia didn't disappoint on holding up her end of the bargain. All three are in tiny two piece bikinis. None of them could possibly do a jumping jack and keep their tits in.
Damn, having a dick to discreetly touch behind the grill would be really nice right now. "Hey, there's the jailbird. Did they use a rubber glove when they checked your butt hole for contraband or did they raw dog you?"
"Clara, just because you have dark prison fantasies doesn't mean everyone does," you jeer back at her.
"Uh, huh. Get me another beer. At least that way you'll be useful."
"Mia, Sarah, do either of you want one?" Both nod. So you bring two beers for them.
"Hey, what the hell?" asks Clara.
"They were nice. Well, nice anyway. Oh, I'm also waiting to see naked swimming and my lap dance."
"Oh hell no. The only reason that I backed out of whooping your ass was that cop."
"Whoa, naked what now?" asks Sarah. "If anyone is getting a lapdance it's me."
"Oh, she didn't tell you that? We were running light to light, looser swims naked for the night and gives the winner a lapdance." Whoa's come from both of the others. "And who lost Clara? Could you remind me?"
"You did, you got pulled over. Don't get pissy because you didn't see the cop."
"Clara, you can't back out of the bet. Start stripping." You were flipping the steaks and had taken your eyes off her. Suddenly you feel her pounce onto your back and latch on. "What the hell."
"If you cheat, I cheat," Clara screams into your ear.
"I didn't cheat, you didn't finish." You manage to wrangle her off your back and get her in front of you. Her ass is passed against your crotch. Your dickless crotch you realize suddenly. Crap, you can't let her notice the lack of a bulge regardless of how much you actually want her there.
You pick her up and throw her into the pool. The other two are rolling in laughter. "Oh little man, you'll pay for that." You quickly turn off the burners on the steaks and run inside. You go into the downstairs bathroom. You can already hear Clara's feet coming across the tile for you.
"I wish I had my 11 inch cock back and attached." You immediately feel the weight back in your pants, but then suddenly you have a day and nights worth of piss ready to come out. You've just pulled it out and started to piss when Clara enters the bathroom.
She had no boundaries and comes up and his your elbow making you miss the toilet. With the extra inches the head of your cock goes really wide and spray piss across half the bathroom. She is now almost falling down laughing.
"You couldn't hit the hole if it had hair around it huh." She's leaned back against the sink now. "Are you done yet? I don't want to beat your ass while you're pissing, that could be messy."
You turn slightly to jabb back at her, but apparently she got a glance. "Holy hell. I guess we should all stop calling you little man huh. Thick boy? Trouser rouser? Pecker peddler?"
"How about Tang Wrecker? The mustang was destroyed today."
"Foul. I declare foul with penance." No. No. No. Someone from our group could call foul with penance, that means that you've offended her and you have to do something extreme to make up for it and whatever it may be is the choosing of the offended.
"What? I only made a joke about the Tang Stang."
"Helen, and no. You made her into your dick. Or your dick's name. Or your dick's bitch. Whatever. It's declared. And I know the penance. And it will be carried out tonight." She glanced back at your cock one last time before leaving you in the bathroom with your dick still in your hand.
This isn't good. Nothing good comes from a tipsy penance. You go back out to the pool and ask three of the girls have sat down at the table with their beers. "Penance has been called for and agreed on by the majority of the counsel." Mia announced.
"I haven't even had the chance to provide a rebuttal," you argue.
"None will save you. Accept your punishment or face banishment."
"Whatever. Let's do this then. What have I got to do to appease you?" you ask Clara.
"You shall wear the proper attire for the next 24 hours while catering to all of our needs," she says mischievously. "Your clothes are in the black plastic bag on the counter. Go change and then bring us our dinner."
You go inside and find the bag. It's a tiny bag. Inside the tiny bag is a tiny man thong. Dammit. It's a red silk thongthat has a pouch on the front. To hell with it, the neighbors can't see in the yard anyway. You strip and put it on. You have to take your dick and curl it downward just to make it fit.
"I wish that I won't get a hardon unless I want one." At least that'll put you on a bit closer footing and fairness. You grab the plates and the pasta and head back outside to the table.
Three jaws drop at the same time. Six eyes are glue to the massive bulge. You even fix each one of them their own plate and bring it to each one of them. Clara and Sarah both cop a feel of your bare ass. Mia didn't want to make it to weird so instead she just good gamed you on your bare ass... Hard.
"So, I'm paying my penance," you say as you start to eat. "Clara must fulfill her debt for losing the bet or well have two penances tonight."
Mia and Sarah look at each other. Sarah answers though, "Girl you lost fair and square so you have to pay up. Besides, you've got our umm, yeah, not so little brother over here in a thong, so you have to pay up."
"Agreed, " says Mia. "If I'm seeing my brother in this, then I'd just as well see my sister swimming naked for a while." Clara is red faces as all get out now.
Sarah giggles, "And now that Mia has cast her vote and can't take it back, the lapdance is going to be even better and more interesting in that thong." Mia's mouth drops open.
"Oh fuck. I'm gonna need more beer." Everyone starts laughing at that. You all act like you're eating, but everyone is actually just waiting on the rest of the fun to kick off.
"Alright, beast boy. Clear the dishes," Sarah declares. You gratefully walk around and take everyone's dishes. You take them in, clear them and pop them into the dishwasher. You have to take a deep breathe before returning poolside.
Mia and Sarah are enjoying their beers in chairs that have been moved very close to the pool. The pool lights are on and illuminated very clearly is Clara swimming. Her breasts don't bounce like she's running on land, but float slightly.
You sit next to the girls and pop open your beer. "Nice bet bud, I approve," Sarah says from beside you admiring the show.
"So what do you want me to do a couple of laps and call it good?" Clara asks.
"When you normally swim is for more than a couple of laps right? I don't think that you should be able to cheat tonight," you tell her.
"Yeah, but I'm also usually not the focus of a peep show while swimming either. This is weird just being started at."
You can't help but laugh. "Yeah, that's fair enough." You grab Sarah and throw her over one arm and grab Mia in the other. Sarah smacks your ass hard.
"Fuck, that hurt. My hand stings now. Are those made out of bricks?"
"What the hell are you doing, I wanna watch," squeals Mia. You toss Mia in, but take your time waking Sarah in since she's nice enough now to be rubbing your ass. Your finally all four in the water and messing around somewhat awkwardly. After about two minutes Sarah has had enough.
"Y'all are acting like little bitches," she says as she starts pulling her swimsuit off. "There now Clara is not just you. I'll support you because I'm a good friend." At this point she locks did with Mia.
"He's my brother." Both of the other girls shrug. "My real birth brother."
"It's not like you haven't checked out his ass and his package tonight," Clara chimes in. And you've already fucked my cock twice you think to yourself.
"To hell with both of you." She takes her suit off as well.
"Uh, did that mean," you start.
"No!" all of them answer at the same time. Sarah laughs, "We'll get to see cock the rest of our lives, but a guy in a thong is very rare. We need to enjoy this."
"Alright, let's finish this out then. One lap dance and I'm free and you have to pay penance for another day still. I like that idea." Clara has her I win mischievous smile back.
Sarah and Mia get out to "set up". You and Clara move behind them as they get out so that both of you had a better view. "Damn, I never get tired of that," Clara murmurs.
"Admire that site often do you?"
"Huh, oh, umm," she stamers. "Uh, honestly, yeah I do." She looks directly at you. "I like what and who I like. Why wouldn't I admire when I have the chance." She smiles more. "Why don't you go ahead and follow them and then I'll get out."
"Maybe I want to see a view," you retort.
"Oh please, I'm about to give you one hell of a lap dance. You're going to see more of me than you'd ever want to see."
"No such thing," you say as you step out of the pool.
Once inside you find Mia and Sarah sitting in the kitchen take chairs. One empty chair facing the two that they are sitting in. They stayed naked, but had grabbed their beers on the way. You take your seat and look at both of their naked bodies.
Sarah's C cups are very perky like Mia's. Her blonde hair doesn't come down far enough to cover her light brown arreolas. Her nipples are eraser sized and rock hard.
And then walks in Clara swinging her hips. She shuffles around you and starts running a finger along your shoulders as she walks around. Then she runs it along your collar bone as she comes back in front. She leans in and ribs her tits against your chest.
Your cock starts to get hard, but it's still curled in on itself. She is curling her hips and chest simultaneously rubbing her hard nipples on you and giving the other girls a show. Then she turns and plants her as in your lap and starts to grind into you in a large solid circle.
You can feel the warmth of her pussy on your cock. Her ass is right there and you can't resist rubbing it. "Hey, no touching the dancers," Sarah shouts. "That shit will get you bounced from any club."
Clara just laughs and keeps on going. She lifts her ass up so that you get a good view of her ass and the tight little lips of her pussy and the reaches under and massages your balls. Your dick is so hard that it hurts being in this position. Still you let out a moan. Right after you hear little moans from the other girls.
"Um, yeah as much as I love watching porn I did make you a promise little brother. I told you that you wouldn't be fucking Clara drunk. And I don't want to break a promise."
"Oh come on Mia, I've never gotten to explore my voyeur side before," whines Sarah.
"Let's go girls, bed time." Mia grabs a hand of each of the other girls and leads them upstairs. Clara turns and winks at you on the way up.
You immediately head to your room to eavesdrop.