You drag the costume into the rather spacious changing room at the back of the building, because, hey, you’re an adult; why NOT put on the novelty hot dog costume?
… Well, for one thing, you can’t seem to find any openings on this thing at all. Face holes and leg holes aside, you don’t even see a zipper anywhere on this thing. Then again, now that you really think about it, the fact that the costume looks to be inflatable probably means this was just a pool toy that got misplaced or something. Then again, you can’t seem to find any kind of nozzle either, and it seems that both the hot dog and the bun are separate entities. You lift the hot dog off of the bun and notice some print on the back of it.
INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE.
Well that’s awfully convenient for you, but what you end up reading really doesn’t make much sense. Apparently this thing is less a costume and more a… bed, or something. You’re just supposed to lie on the bun or… further down it says you could hug the wiener. How in the hell does that even work? And why the hell is it telling you to do that while you’re naked?!
… Well, when in Rome, you suppose. Now you’re curious as to how comfortable any of this is actually supposed to be. What to do, though…