"She came in here trying to hide from a boy." he noted.
"Of course. Now I feel really bad for being late. I was supposed to be here to help prevent that weirdo from..." she started.
"Oh never fear, she met me and I helped hide her from his advances." The clown said proudly. "You see, it's a bit hard to believe but I can do real magic and I offered her the chance to hide away somewhere he'd never look." he said as he propped his feet back on his table, wiggling the tip of the shoes, pointing to them. "My feet."
"Wait, what?" Candice asked.
"Say hello to your roommate, or what used to be your roommate. I turned her into shoes because he wouldn't be looking for shoes when he's after a cute girl. He walked right by. I turned her back, but she was having so much fun, she asked to become shoes again almost immediately. Now they are the most comfy pair of clown shoes I own!"
"No friggin way." she said with a wide stare.
"Tell em, Sneaks." The clown said.
The shoes eyes blinked, which took Candice by surprise. "Hiya, yeah, I am Sneaks, and I don't remember much about this Jenny lady, but apparently I was her before I took the job as his foot holders. So yeah, I think I was ya roommate. Sorry about not being that anymore, but I'm kinda tied up being his shoes. He needs me."
"H...holy shit." She said.
"Pretty neat. Say you want to try some of my magic?"
"Your magic?" she asked, still in a sense of shock.
"Yeah...."