You saw the new student, oh excuse me, students enter the room. Sharing a singular pair of legs was two female students. Their torsos split at their shared waist, and they only had one arm each. The one on the left had blonde hair with dyed pink tips that went over her right eye. She only had her left arm. The one on the right had dyed green hair with black tips over her left eye. She only had her right arm. They were carrying a guitar case with them.
Mr Akira strode into the room soon after, making no indication that anything was out of the ordinary. “Class,” he announced, “These young ladies are Mary and Molly Chord, our new transfer students from Scotland. You will notice that they are quite literally joined at the hip, as they are conjoined twins. Their condition is perfectly normal so I must ask that you treat them the same as I hope you would anyone else, with kindness and respect.”
“Och! Kin yeh stop blathering already yeh old coot!” Mary, the green haired twin groaned.
“Mary! Show some respect!” Molly, the blonde twin scolded, “I dinnae want your ruddy mouth getting us kicked out of this place! D’you not remember how expensive it was to enroll?”
“Alright, fine,” Mary groaned, “Anyway you lot best not try and hurt me sister or else I’ll have you sitting funny fer weeks!”
“Pardon me Sis, she’s the crude one between us,” Molly apologized, “No control of her mouth this one! We can’t wait to get to know everyone better, and make some lasting connections!”
“Oh, we’ll make lasting connections alright,” Mary smirked, “So then, where’re you havin us park our bottom, professor?”
“You’re assigned to sit next to John Doe, ladies,” Mr Akira explained, “He’s the androgynous young man with the bangs that cover his eyes.”
It wasn’t long before they took their seat next to yours. You couldn’t say you weren’t excited about getting two new cute girls for the price of one, but with the mouth Mary had on her your excitement was tempered just a bit.