“You know, you come off as a Space Cuba kind of guy,” the lion said, “You should check it out while you’re here!”
Taking the lion’s advice you decided to check out Space Cuba, which was modeled to look like a huge meteorite crashed into the ocean and became an island. You chartered a boat piloted by a three eyed, purple alien girl in dance party clothes and sailed over to the interstellar tropical paradise.
Boy was that lion right! This seemed like your kind of place. Fun music, aliens dancing in the streets, the scent of carnitas sizzling in the distance... it was everything you could have imagined a place called Space Cuba to be! There was even a little street brawl going on between a three legged stoner alien girl and a lanky chicken man!
Wait hold on... what?
“Ayo, cabrón! That Martian weed you sold me was actually Earth stuff!” the alien stoner said as she kick the chicken in the stomach.
“I still can’t believe you fell for it!” the chicken man laughed, “BucKAW! Easiest five credits I ever made!” He pecked at the alien girl’s face.