Radley was not a terribly popular individual. He was comprised of a weird, gangly, 5 foot 11 inch tall body that made him look like a newborn deer, and his face was completely boring. He’s the school’s easy target, always winding up either hanging from the flagpole by his tighty-whities, or with his head shoved into a toilet. He was unlucky in love, either too nervous to pursue it or constantly ending up in embarrassing situations that ruin his chances. He really was the school punching bag.
Well today he was planning on turning his luck around. He was out running errands when he saw his destiny at the magic store in the mall. There he saw the ornate glass bottle that would change his life. He’d long ago heard of genies and magical wish granters, but he’d always dismissed such notions as mere superstition. This time however, desperation drove him to see just how real it all could be.
When he got home with the bottle in tow, he quickly locked himself in his room and drew the curtains shut, not wanting any interruptions. With a deep breath, he pulled the stopper out of the bottle. Immediately a sparkling blue smoke poured out from within, swirling and twirling around as it started to take a humanoid shape. In a flash of bright light, the smoke transformed into a real life genie!
Of course, she didn’t look too much like any genie Radley was used to seeing in movies and such. For one, she had long, thin horns that grew from her forehead, the same color as her azure skin and eyes. She also had solid legs instead of a wispy tail, and stood at about level with his crotch. Her hips were half as wide as she was tall, and she had juicy thunder thighs and a bubble butt to match. She had an itty bitty waist and teeny tiny shoulders, coupled with dainty arms and tennis ball breasts. She had a round, marketably adorable face with long, knifelike ears. The only thing that was traditionally genie-like about her was the purple harem outfit she wore, complete with the gold cuffs and the topknot ponytail thing. If anything she resembled an imp more than a genie.
“Oh! So you’re the one who released me from the bottle, huh?” she squeaked, “First impressions are overrated, I know, but you could do with some improvement master! I can tell, trust me!”
“Y-you’re the genie?” Radley asked, coming to grips with his understanding of the universe turning upside-down.
“Uh... yeah,” the tiny genie replied bluntly, “Tini the Imp Genie to be precisely specific. So... what is my Master’s name?”
“Radley.”
“OoOh! That’s a cute name!” Tini cooed, “Tell you what, first one’s free! I’m going to use my magic to transform you into a teenage heartthrob before we get into terms and conditions. Sounds good?”
“Sounds awesome!” Radley pumped his fists in anticipation, “Extreme makeover me!”
“You got it, Rad!” Tini smirked as she snapped her fingers. The boy suddenly felt a gigantic burst of pain envelope every cell in his body. It lasted for not more than a second but it left him quite winded. When he looked in the mirror though, he suddenly found that he was attracted to himself. Gone was his gross, scrawny body. Here was the lithe, wiry musculature of a marathon runner. Away went his boring, white bread face. Now he had sparkling blue eyes, sandy tousled hair, and gorgeous lips. The very definition of teenage heartthrob.
“Woah!” he said, “Woah holy shit! This is... this is better than incredible!”
“Uh huh! Uh huh! I do good work, don’t I?” Tini bragged, “Damn, a little too good, actually... now I wanna have sex with you sometime.”
“I... what?”
“Never mind my stupid rambling,” the imp genie interrupted, “We got terms to discuss. So! You know how most genies limit their masters to three wishes tops?”
“Yeah?”
“Well forget about that, Master Radley, because I am an imp, and I don’t play by the rules! I am prepared to give you as many wishes as you want, no limits, no ironic twists! The only catch is that every wish needs to have a horny twist instead, got it?”
“Horny? How do you mean horny?” Radley asked innocently.
“UGH!” Tini groaned, “Like lewd! Sexual! Not safe for work! Horny! Get it?”
“G-got it!” the boy nodded.
“Okie dokie!” the imp genie grinned mischievously, “Now let’s shake on it and get to your first wish, Master!”