Angie accepted her transition from "office asshole" to "office slut" with wide-eyed delight. By the end of the month, she had banged every man in the office with the exception of Gene, who did not believe in romantic involvement with underlings, Fred and Harry, who were gay, and Roger, who was deeply in love with and completely faithful to his wife. Aaron, who remained Angie's favorite partner, along with Bryan and Terry made it clear to the other men that there was to be no slut-shaming. Angie's generosity with her body was to be honored, and she easily won the coveted "Employee of the Year" title.
And without the endless distractions caused by Randall's feuds with the female staff and general jerkishness, office productivity was soaring. An understated competition for Angie's favors drove most of the men to excel, but given Angie's dedicated promiscuity there was little jealousy or bad feeling. Everyone who wanted a turn with Angie knew that they would eventually get one.
It was clear to Gene that "Flush with Pride" had clearly made the right changes to enhance productivity and office harmony. Which raised the question, should he use the new restroom himself? It wouldn't necessarily change him--most users were unchanged--but the changed people were happier and more productive.
One night he waited till everyone had gone home--Angie with Aaron--and, taking a deep breath, lowered his pants and sat down on the new office toilet.