"Since this is our elimination round, Chris has been eliminated in a perfect game for Becky! Chris has also perfectly recieved all features from a single species. He will now become a complete male donkey!"
"Heee hhhaaww hheee hhhaaww!"
Chris was still trying to protest as he was flung back into the chamber. It hissed, door opened, and a full-fledged male donkey came clopping out on its four hooves with a heavy head. Chris was too shocked amd disoriented in finding himself now on all fours as a completely different species to "say" much of anything
HOST: "Ok, Becky. Time for the final round! Can you name all of the 7 Dwarves in Disney's Snow White and the 7 Dwarves?"
Becky: "Haha, I can actually. Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy Happy, Grumpy, Doc, and....uuuummm.... Dopey!"
HOST: "That is right! Becky, you have just won yourself the grand prize! Mark, tell her what she has won!"
ANNOUNCER: "You will be going on an all-expenses-paid vacation to....the Italian island of Sardinia! The prize package will include a riding donkey tour on this beautiful historic island in the Mediteranean! Best of all, Becky has already met the donkey that she will be riding! It's former name is Chris!"
HOST: "Oooohh that is fabulous! The tour will be conducted by Llama Travel Adventures! Chris will be given the new name "Hee-Haww!" Mark, can we transport Hee-Haww to his new owners in Sardinia, Llama Travel Adventures?"
ANNOUNCER: "We sure can!"
HOST: *turning towards the muscle men who have already quickly placed a bridle with reigns around Chris's donkey muzzle while he was distracted trying to make sense of the new body he would be stuck with for the rest of his life* "Gentlemen, will you put Hee-Haww back in the chamber one last time, so he can be transported to Sardinia?"
The muscle men dragged the newly minted donkey to the chamber. Chris didn't want to be enslaved as a donkey! He only made himself look like a stereotypical stubborn jackass to the audience who found it funny.
The men were able to win out, due to the leverage the reign and bridle gave them. Chris was shoved into the chamber. The chamber hissed, and Chris suddenly found himself outside! He was laden down. He felt weight on his back. He didn't know he was already enslaved. He had packs on his back, but he didnt know that was the source of the weight. He was also staring at the ass-end of another donkey! The end of his reigns tied off on the bridle of the donkey in front of him. There was a donkey behind him staring at his ass-end with its reign tied off on Chris's bridle And so on down a line of donkeys with tourists. Every other donkey with a pack, and the one behind it with a rider. Chris happened to be carrying packs, with one rider ahead, and one behind. 13 donkets in totak, 6 riders. Chris, or rather "Hee-Haww" as we must now call him, in the middle
They stopped and there was a television crew that happened to be there. Nobody was speaking, but one woman was making weird gestures towards Hee-Haww.
Back at the studio, a video came up on-screen, showing a pack of donkeys seemingly indistinguishable from one another.
ANNOUNCER: "The all-expenses paid vacation for Becky will include a tour on her very own donkey! The donkey's name is now, of course Hee-Haww!"
The screen showed a woman making television-style dramatic gestures with her arms to present the former man named Chris as the enslaved pack donkey he will remain for a careless corporate-run travel agency. His new home is now and forever will be, Sardinia. Hee-Haaww doesn't understand Italian, which is the primary language of this small island. But Hee-Haww is a donkey, and isn't required to understand hunan speech. He's just a pack animal now and forever. Living life stuck on all fours.