I looked back down at the book.
"The average adult testicle size is 3 by 2 inches, with a breadth of 1.5 inches.
Average semen volume per ejaculation ranges from 1.5 fl oz (44mL) to 5 fl oz (148mL).
Normal sperm count ranges from 150 million sperm to more than 2 billion sperm per mL."
I did some quick math. If the high end of average was only 0.18 fl oz before, that meant those same guys were going to be pumping out *twenty* times as much cum. No, wait. Almost 28. And that was just average men. I had a sudden urge to look up bukkake videos, but the thought of more reality changes was even more compelling.
I remembered reading all kinds of articles about alleged beneficial properties of semen. It could cure depression and anxiety. Better than a multivitamin. Sleep aid. Cleared up acne. Potentially addictive. The science was pretty weak. Some of the control groups had only been a dozen people. Still, if there was going to be so much cum in this new reality, might as well make it useful. I found a blank section on the next page and started writing.
"While many people have hangups about ingestion of semen or topical applications, there are many clinically shown benefits, including pain relief, mood elevation, and clearer skin. Semen can also cure harmful STIs and STDs. Rich in vitamins, minerals, and other beneficial compounds, some doctors recommend semen as a dietary supplement. FDA trials are ongoing."
I'd never tasted cum, but from internet research it varied a lot. Might as well make that more straightforward.
"Semen is generally pleasant tasting, but is significantly improved by the presence of fruit in the diet."
What else to add? Maybe some more "recreational" qualities? Maybe give some more weight to claims that cum was addictive?
"Semen has impressive aphrodisiac qualities, with ingestion factoring into intensity. In some cases, intoxicating effects beyond minor mood elevation have been observed. One study suggested even more exotic qualities in rare circumstances, including the ability of semen to chemically trigger orgasms in partners or cause extreme intoxication on par with recreational drug use, potentially resulting in chemical dependency."
A little weirder than I had planned, but I could always change things back, or make more tweaks.