“How do you know whether or not the curse is real, nerd-pubes?”
“N-nerd pubes?!” Kyle sputtered, “The fuck kinda insult is that?! Just- you know what?! Doesn’t matter! You ran out of time so now you get both! Get this through your petty self absorbed head, Jennifer, because I am in control here!
“Now, I want you to answer some questions of mine first. Do you like ponies? I mean, like those pastel ponies from the popular cartoon show?“
“What, like, I mean... yeah?” Jen answered honestly, deciding she didn’t have any other choice but to humor the little prick, “I mean I did when I was like a kid, but I grew out of it.”
“Okay then,” Kyle responded, “How about unicorns? Do you still like those?”
“I mean, kinda,” Jen nodded, “They’re pretty, and they’re magical, but like they’re not real or anything.”
“Interesting, interesting,” Kyle noted, “Do you enjoy sex?”
“I... what’s the point of this?”
“Answer the question!”
“Alright fine! Yeah! I like sex!” Jen exasperatedly replied, “Now can you please just pretend to ruin my life so that the sensible and mature people can go back to the real world?”
“Well you told me everything I needed to know so how about this?” Kyle said, “I transform you into a pastel unicorn pony that looks like you were pulled straight out from the cartoon, only with a humanly pussy and puffy anus! Your body will be squishy and stretchy all over and sex with you will always be incredible. Your horn can use magic to levitate stuff up to a ton easily, and you can manipulate objects as deftly as though with your hands, since you clearly won’t have hands anymore. You will always leave your crotch and butt exposed for anyone to use at a moment’s notice, which will one hundred percent happen. Anyone, regardless of age (without treading into pedo shit), gender, or relationship with you will use you as their fuck buddy, and you will always be happy to provide since your body will always be ready for sex at the drop of a hat. Any boy, trans or otherwise, will spontaneously develop a huge dick and balls whenever you’re near. Same goes for any girls or non-binaries. Anyone who has a pussy will keep it, and might have you lick it! Anyone can pound you whether they ask or not, but you can choose to refuse people who don’t ask first and stuff like that. Any cum that you take with your anus or your mouth will be digested into energy. You can choose whether or not you want to get pregnant and your babies, of fillies in this case, will grow up in a matter of seconds, ready to go! No one will question what’s going on or consider you or themselves as different in any way except for you and me. Sex will happen at any time, even in public, since you have an aura of pornography now.
“Now I dare you to rename yourself Lovely Doll, and you and everyone else will think that’s what you’ve always been called. What do you think about that, Lovely?”
“I think you’re full of it, Perkins,” the pony-fied cheerleader snarked into the receiver, “Full of gross, perverted delusions and insecurity. Also, really? You asked me to rename myself to Lovely Doll when that was my name to begin with? You really are stupid. I hope you choke on a chicken bone!” With that she hung up her phone, and magically levitated in onto the charger.
Wait, she did what now?
Lovely ran for the nearest mirror and discovered, to her horror, that the curse was real. She’d transformed into a pastel green unicorn pony with a pastel pink mane and tail. On either of her plump butt cheeks she had a tattoo of a pair of red lips, and her genitalia was exposed for all to see!
She screamed.