"I love it!" said Michelle "I asked for something different, and you gave it to me. Thank you! I mean, I'm sure I'll have to put up with a lot of crap for being black, but at least I'm done with being a woman! Probably a wash overall, but I am ready to start over. Let that jerk and his slut mistress go on without me! I never have to think about them again! Uh, I do have a family, right?"
"Uh, yeah" said Ty, hurriedly making the arrangements to add the new Michelle to an existing family. Just then a matronly black woman appeared. She was clearly relieved to see the new Michelle. "Michael, there you are! Always wandering off!"
"I was just talking to this man, mom!"
"What man?"
Ty had disappeared.