Meticulously pondering the variety of her options that cane with ‘clownification’, Bridget dwelled on who Brian was a person. The core aspects of his very being as to deduce the best way of defiling that being. Tall, with quite the muscular built he could charm others most with a few well placed words and a pretty gaze. It was that sort of tacty cool guy Gimmick Bridget could see through now that allowed the ass to get behind her back in the first place.
One would figure any sort of clown would have been a good enough bastardization of brian, But the devil was in the details. Luckily for Bridget, a devilish Facsimile Would crawl within her head.
THE LIST
Jack in the box
50 lbs
4’9 feet tall
*Curly unkept perm hair, red as the roots, orange at the top.
*Rubbery white skin and ragdoll flexiblity.
*Incredibly skinny and lacking in strength
*Nose becomes round nose that induces flatulence when pressed.
*Triangular, pointy teeth and permanent rose tinted cheeks with a mouth that naturally smiles when relaxed. *Unhinges and spits based on mood.
*Bright green eyes, that changes colors based on mood.
*Bare feet and hands
*Wears violet/black leotard under gymnastic undergarments with a red ball over the crotch. Neither come off and when pressed causes incontinence and sensual pleasure
*Wind up key in back that constantly spins
* constantly seeks others attention but is also socially inept and easily Embarrassed
* impulse, bratty, and partially animalistic
*no longer needs to eat but has habit eating random things to cough up later
* thinks out loud and sucks at keeping secrets
* makes crude and terrible jokes.
*is very ticklish and uncontrollably laughs at any pun or Joke at his expense.
* restless and full of constant energy.
* pyromaniac
* can feel pain but cannot be injured, much like a old toon.
* partially self aware and seeks cure but is easily distracted by virtually anything else
It was perfect, or at least it was In Bridget's mind. Making that smug undeservingly model bodies sleez into a raving imp Jester would make him an outcast in no time at all. The perfect revenge, all that was left was how to get the ointment onto him.