"Ghufflmmm!" Chad screamed.
"What's he saying?" Sanchez asked.
Ty shrugged, "Does it matter? You and your dojo are going to kick and punch the hell out of it anyway."
Sanchez looked down hungrily at the silver dummy as he leaned on his desk with his fists. Then he raised one fist and brought it down hard on the dummy's mid section.
"Mmmfff!" Chad exclaimed.
"Sweet! A practice dummy with sound effects. The boys in my dojo will love it!" Sanchez exclaimed. He stood back and rubbed his hands together anticipatorily.
Practice dummy? Dojo? Oh, fuck no! Chad thought, as he realized what was likely going to happen to him.
Chad remembered that the "Ass. Coach Sancheez" as Chad called him throughout the football season had another job crosstown teaching martial arts. Since the martial arts school was on the other side of the city, most of the students attended or had attended rival high schools that Chad had beat. Now he was going to be their practice dummy. He couldn't move, but as Ass. Coach just proved, Chad could still feel.
Coach Sanchez flipped dummy boy over, and patted his ass.
"If it's going to fit on its stand, I'm going to need to put a hole here," Sanchez said rubbing his index finger on the gray rubber covering Chad's rosebud.
"?mmmmpt?" Chad whined.
"Sounds like Chad likes the idea. I always knew he had the makings of an MVP," Sanchez joked.
"MVP?" Ty asked.
"Most Valuable Pussy," Sanchez answered. He reached down and opened his desk drawer and pulled out 6"dildo. Scrawled in black marker on its side were the words "prop of Ass.Coach Sncheez". "Don't know if Chad was responsible for leaving this for me, but he started everyone calling me that, so I think it's appropriate if I use it to make the starter hole."
Ty pursed his lips, and frowned, "Starter hole?"
"Yeah, the stand that he is going to be mounted on at the dojo has an 18 inch post the diameter of a beer can that has to go inside the dummy." Sanchez pressed the head of the dildo as Chad's hidden rosebud, and began screwing the dildo into the rubber coated styrofoam dummy.
Chad's last thought before the screaming began was "I'm so screwed."