Colin stepped through the mall doors with his arm around Lana’s shoulder, the other girls splitting up to check out the shops as Colin and Lana walked in to the smoke shop.
“Yo Ted, what’s new?” The punk asked as she flashed her ID.
“Ah Lana, right on time, got some new menthols... say, who’s the boyfriend?” The old ash bearded man asked.
“Colin, sir.” The chubby guy replied, feeling the practical death grip on his hand as they shook.
“Hey Lynn, mind ringing up my best customer while I...” he paused, whispering “take a shit.” in the blonde’s ear.
“Sure....” she sighed.
Lana dropped her wallet, Colin picking it up, and handing the cashier the money.
“Thanks babe.” Lana said with a kiss.
Colin tried to pull her up, but Lynn had a powerful grip on his wrist, pressing her bust into his face.
“Hey sexy, wanna see what I can do with my tongue and a cherry stem?” Lynn asked.
Lana squirted her with a water bottle and yanked Colin away, storming off to the smokers spot and lighting two at once.
He didn’t have time to question it; Jamie dragged him to the candy shop a few stores away.
“I want the big one but I need more money.” The cheerleader cooed, pointing to a long spiral lollipop.
“Excuse me we’ll be taking this.” Colin smiles.
“Ohhhhh... sure.” Smiled the cashier as she unbuttoned her work polo to expose her cleavage.
Colin glanced to see three women eyeing him up, sensually sucking on some free samples. The Latina with the big lips was sucking so hard she was practically deep-throating it. He looked back to see the cashier “drop” it in her cleavage and jiggle her breasts, moaning and giggling as she played with herself.
“Excuse me?!” A whiny voice demanded.
‘Oh thank god....’ Colin thought as he slipped Jamie the money and slipped out the door as the Karen went to town yelling at the cashier. The trio of friends spat out their free samples in confusion.
As he walked through the winding stairs, he could see women everywhere sizing him up, hungrily licking their lips as he slipped into a random store.
“Yeah, listen, my boyfriend’s looking for this game... smash fandiboot... clash sandylute....” Chelle said tapping her head.
“Crash Bandicoot? Are you looking for the N Sane Trilogy?” The geeky teen asked as he pointed to a shelf with one copy.
“Yeeeees?” Chelle replies with her shades off.
“Oh yeah, been meaning to pick that up.” Colin said.
“Babe, it was gonna be a surprise.” Chelle pouted.
“Sorry, it’s just... I was looking for you... to... bring you this?” Colin sweatily said as he placed a jawbreaker in her mouth.
“You know me so well....” the blind woman smiled as a kid snatched the last copy and ran to the counter.
Colin got ready to leave as Chelle picked up a copy of... GTA V?
“Hey kid, trade you.” Chelle offered.
“Excuse me, that’s not in my son’s age range!” The kid’s mom said.
“Oh sorry about that, I’ll just take this back.” Chelle said as she walked away.
Colin sat there awkwardly twiddling his thumbs hoping nobody saw that.
“You know....” the mother suddenly smiled as she started grinding against his groin with her ass. “I could give you that Crash whatever if you... smash my cooch.”
“Uhhhhh....” Colin blushes nervously as people started to try and film her trying to get in his pants.
“Smash this!!!!” Chelle yelled as she slammed her fist so hard into the horny mom’s nose that it gushed blood.
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“So you pretended you misheard her to avoid an assault charge?” Sam asked.
“Yeah, and it worked!” Chelle said, “She couldn’t remember a thing!”
“Note to self: don’t piss off Chelle.” Lucy said aloud.
“Weird, the cashier at my smoke shop shoved her tits right in Master’s face.” Lana said, asking “Are you gonna eat that or use it as a dildo?”
“The girl at the candy shop shoved it in her boobies, so I dunno.” Jamie said.
“Just take the plastic off.” Lana said.
‘Three women hitting on him in a row?’ Sam thought ‘Now that’s random...’
At work, Colin was putting some toys on the shelf when he noticed a lady approaching him, instantly going into “helpful employee” mode.
“Hey can I help you with-?” Colin started as the woman suddenly kissed him and suddenly started dry humping him in the middle of the store.
“Woah! Woah! Woah! Ma’am, do NOT make me call security!” Colin said.
“You... my car... now.....” she calmly demanded, eyes gleaming pink.